Author Topic: MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho  (Read 1787 times)

actwithoutwords

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MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« on: May 26, 2006, 01:08:37 AM »
Apologies if anyone has put a link up to this already, but it's the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while.

www.myspace.com/mcdicko

I've been trying to work out if it's a spoof or not but I'm tending towards the opinion of a friend of mine: that it has "the whiff of authentic idiocy".

It would also require pretty amazing voice-acting to be that convincing.

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2006, 01:35:34 AM »
He keeps talking about Fat Joe being dead. He's not is he?

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2006, 01:36:56 AM »
I think he means Big Pun.

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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2006, 01:53:11 AM »
apparently, he's referring to one of his crew called fat joe. he has been defending himself on a few uk hip hop forums, to humourous effect.
The godawful myspace correspondence he has with other kids is unbelievable too, yet oddly compelling...

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MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2006, 02:00:36 AM »
Beyond atrocious. I don't know whether it being real or fake would upset me more.

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2006, 02:33:59 AM »
Superb. I'd almost suggest that this 10 year old is an absolute genius but I get a horrible feeling that he's being serious.

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2006, 02:34:09 PM »
Dicko returns.

"crucified for my actions but now like christ i am back"
in Dicko's own inimitable words.

apparently Myspace took him off because they thought he was younger than 14. those bitchez should have checked their facts first.

the new site now includes a video made by some guy who is clearly taking the piss out of dicko, but the poor guy doesn't seem to have noticed. it's genius anyway.

"how about you nick? do you love these ho's?"

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MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2006, 03:26:14 PM »
I'd like to see more from the Kersal massive.

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2006, 03:26:55 PM »
"crucified for my actions but now like christ i am back"

Haha, I like it.

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MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2006, 03:45:40 PM »
Comment from a picture entitled 'Me and ma bitch lolz'

(the bitch in question looks like she not even 11)

before yall start... a.) its a sportscar. that thing in the bottom left is a wheel. b.) yeah he is driving on the wrong side of the road (see car out of back windscreen heading in opposite direction) because he is fuckin bare G init. c.) ...she doesnt look li....ok dickos bitch kinda does look like an alien. but at least he has a bitch unlike you, you hating fucking emo bitches.

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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2006, 04:07:04 PM »
What does "bare G" mean? Is it the person's name?

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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2006, 04:08:02 PM »
bare G = pure gangster

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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2006, 04:08:07 PM »
HAHAHAHA! I haven't laughed this hard in ages, that video is amazing!

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2006, 04:15:16 PM »
Ah.

But why do pure gangsters drive on the wrong side of the road? I assume he was being chased by some homies on tricycles.

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2006, 05:26:48 PM »
Quote from: "actwithoutwords"
http://www.myspace.com/dickolives



Curse you MC Dicko! Now I must rename my band the Dick Olives.

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2006, 07:14:57 PM »
Quote from: "Brutus Beefcake"
HAHAHAHA! I haven't laughed this hard in ages, that video is amazing!
Where is this video? I can't find it.

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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2006, 08:10:25 PM »
On the front page, the YouTube box with the red question mark on it.

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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2006, 08:22:21 PM »
This rap is pants and I'm having a mare!

Edit:
Quote from: "McDicko"
easy homies what do u fink of my new tune never leave me? its rly personal to me coz i love my mum no matter what n i wanted to show u all i have more depth to my character so im showin the song i made for my mum. peace


Aw.

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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2006, 08:43:58 PM »
That video is fantastic. Why can't more music videos be like that?

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« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2006, 09:24:28 PM »
Quote from: "actwithoutwords"
Apologies if anyone has put a link up to this already


I win!

http://chilled.cream.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=492761#492761

And yes, I was a proto-chav when I was 14 - all Adidididas baseball hat, snow-wash jeans and green Diadora trainers. Then The Cult released Electric, Spear Of Destiny's Never Take Me Alive hit the top twenty and my life changed forever. 1987 - what a year...

/tearful nostalgia

MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2006, 04:04:48 PM »
Arrgh, what's happened to MC Dicko. He's gone again, just like Christ.

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« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2006, 03:27:05 AM »
While we wait for dicko to rise again here is another wannabe. This guy aint no thang compared to dicko. in fact its not even funny, in fact its not even worth listening to, this is REALLY shit and not da shit

http://www.myspace.com/evowv6

Dickos Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83RBE-BZ2a4

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MC Dicko- Chester's finest underage misogynist psycho
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2006, 11:13:25 PM »
Bump. Does anyone know how I can contact whoever's behind MC Dicko?