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[Famous Mortimer]

I personally think they've yet to eclipse 'Very Thin Ice' from this one, making it the ultimate.

I also love part 2, and the bit from part 5 where they get a blessing from Joe Biden in space, but I just think the music and the way they build it up in part 6, and all the brilliant little jokes in the background, make it their best one ever. I

[Tom Pynchon's Photo]

Came across this guy when the LHC was switched on and I was looking for someone to tell me why it would start the end of the world. At first I was amused by his...... fucking nutty brain and thoughts. Since then, less so amused. BUt every month I check his videos knowing there will be a few hundred new ones and all of them containing his fucking nutty conspiracies


Here's his interesting take on David Icke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0ojeYviVs&feature=channel_page

[Famous Mortimer]

Here's his interesting take on David Icke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0ojeYviVs&feature=channel_page

I was so inspired I made him a nice smiling face picture for him to use as his new avatar:



Not really, I just paused it to get a cup of tea and in the middle of all the nuttiness his face fell like that for a fraction of a second.

[Famous Mortimer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDoH_KGTR7A

Thanatopsis, an experimental 1962 short film by a chap called Ed Emshwiller.

[Still Not George]

I assume someone's must have postedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k by now?

[MuteBanana]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPu1jyH5IEM

The greatest intro to any show ever?

Take me now Gordon Ramsay.

[Roy*Mallard]

I really wish someone would just smack him and have done with it.

[Table Top Joe]

That show's about cooking right?

[MuteBanana]

I dont care if no one cooks a single dish. It still looks like outstanding television.

Twat, breaking his leg by walking up steps.

And that Zoidberg impression.

[boxofslice]

They're all actors right? Apart from Ramsay who's permanently 'in character'.

[Space ghost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPu1jyH5IEM

The greatest intro to any show ever?

Take me now Gordon Ramsay.

that blew my socks off.

[uncle_rico]

that blew my socks off.

If our version was like that, I'd probably watch it more!

[MuteBanana]

They're all actors right? Apart from Ramsay who's permanently 'in character'.

The credits where they're all acting wacky really gets on my nerves and makes it look like they're actors.  Ramsay must get a nice fat pay check to put himself through this, he always looks like he's on the verge of having a heart attack.

And this episode was very staged. Some big lump who left a previous series turned up to eat with his wife. Then in the kitchen some moron who ran a diner for twenty years and thought that made him a chef got a dressing down and walked out. Ta-da! The big lump was called up to help out and he gladly accepted.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Only in America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

[Artemis]

That show's about cooking right?

Not at all. The cooking is quite secondary. It's about watching people not coping in what's superbly edited to look like an incredibly pressurised situation. The climax comes when Ramsey insults someone or throws dishes around the kitchen in a pretend rage. It's great!

EDIT: That video wedding is as wonderful as it is terrible. It'd take a heart of stone not to smile your face off when the bride makes her appearance and the audience erupts, though. That's just a lovely moment.

[El Unicornio, mang]

I like the old ladies looking bewildered, probably thinking "Wedding's sure have changed since my day!"

[Artemis]

Martin Luther King returns.

Now, I've watched a few of this kid's videos. It seems he actually believes the deluge of new-age meets self-help tripe that comes out of his face. I can't quite work out if he is doing this of his own accord or if his parents are trying to make a buck out of 'Destini Productions' either way, it's weirdly engrossing, although I can only last about 90 seconds of each video before I have to move on to the next one.

[kidsick5000]

If our version was like that, I'd probably watch it more!

But each program only has about 15mins of content. The rest is made up of "coming up..." and "previously..." and show clips fro the 15mins. And everything is done so bombastically it blands out eventually.
  It was about a bunch of chefs trying to win the prize. Now its about cooks aiming to outshout Ramsay. GRs surprise factor has gone.

But the Brit version of Kitchen Nightmares is way way better. The US version is bombastic stabs and horns and overacting, with a very makeover element ("we came in and redesigned your restaurant for you overnight") in which nothing is learnt

[Sivead]

Now, I've watched a few of this kid's videos. It seems he actually believes the deluge of new-age meets self-help tripe that comes out of his face.

That's a girl surely?

[Maximash]

That's a girl surely?

A sexy girl.

[mikeyg27]

All the talk of The Wicker Man (2006) in the 'last film you watched' thread reminded me of this masterpiece.

[thugler]

Martin Luther King returns.

Now, I've watched a few of this kid's videos. It seems he actually believes the deluge of new-age meets self-help tripe that comes out of his face. I can't quite work out if he is doing this of his own accord or if his parents are trying to make a buck out of 'Destini Productions' either way, it's weirdly engrossing, although I can only last about 90 seconds of each video before I have to move on to the next one.

Those videos are frightening. He looks about 12, but is spouting incredibly complicated nonsense. I would also suspect his parents have something to do with this for sure.

[tygerbug]

In which I do an MST3K-style commentary on:

Starcrash
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=353FA7AFFE8A33A0&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL

Starring Caroline Munro and her minimalist wardrobe of leather space bikinis. With David Hasselhoff as a Jedi Prince, and Christopher Plummer as the golden-caped Emperor of the Universe.


Yor, Hunter From the Future
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_L_fkKRUZo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIjpg9frxXY&feature=email

Starring Reb Brown (of MST3K's Space Mutiny and the 70s Captain America) as a very blonde, very stupid caveman who fights both dinosaurs with an axe and robots with a laser gun.

[Sivead]

Those videos are frightening. He looks about 12, but is spouting incredibly complicated nonsense. I would also suspect his parents have something to do with this for sure.

I'd do him. Oh, but that would be mind rape! More intresting thoughts here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buf25_rtKC0

[thugler]

I'd do him. Oh, but that would be mind rape! More intresting thoughts here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buf25_rtKC0

woops, it is a girl. This is truly messed up and weird. I can't understand a single sentence she says.

She seems to be able to come up with incredibly complicated ways of describing simple things:

"Alright...lets start with Porn: Now, pornography that is one of the facilities that is utilized to initiate the experience and drive for/of Masturbation understand that, the beings that are in the photographs or the pictures within the pornographic websites, magazines or videos whenever one use that(/such) picture, that photograph of that being, that is portrayed within the picture or photograph, and...youre using, basically, that being to initiate the experience and drive for/of Masturbation."

No shit.

edit: Just googled desteni productions, comes up with all manner of equally crazy people discussing whether she is for real or a reptile child sent by the nwo to control peoples minds. Frightening.

[chand]

She says on her main YouTube page she's 22. I do think she's 'for real' in the sense that she believes what she's saying. Her rambling sentences grate really quickly though:

It is not about agreement or the individual, it is about the collective within the consideration of eternity and consequence. In this the individual will be forced to consider the collective and consequence will be according to what the individual accept as the collective. UNTIL the individual accept EQUALITY as the Principle for ALL within the Collective. The enforcement of Equality is by no other means, But through consequence, as the Nature of the Collective is EQUALITY while the nature of the Individual is Inequality. Thus understand, All Consequence, All Force are Always emanating from the Individual WITHIN the Awareness as Collective. Inequality thus WILL END As will individual rights/choice/free will and will Merge as COLLECTIVE RIGHTS INDIVIDUALLY APPLIED -- thus Equality in practice. The determination of Individuality must be based/defined as Collective Equality With this Equality will Purify to perfection / the ultimate

[Miss Anne Thrope]

William Shatner reads Sarah Palin's farewell speech:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCdqRbWYWbU

[Rumpelwilskin]

David Schneider posted this on his Twitter today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

[thecuriousorange]

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8w2BT3FFk&feature=related

[Roy*Mallard]

This is perhaps the most unintentionally intentionally funny video that i have ever seen (i.e. funny for the wrong reasons). Please watch til at least the 3.20 minute mark, it's worth it. Of particular interest is the fact that the maker says the vids in split screen - ok, but for the interview part, no, and surely that would have been the most obvious reason for using it.

Is the maker of this vid Frank Spencer and Nathan Barley's love child.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he3mcvNWiKA&feature=channel_page