Magic

[maxtermax]

MOD EDIT: Spam removed.

[Oscar]

Aahh, silly, I should have known. This site put a Trojan on my puter that cannot be removed. Don't click this link.

[Purple Tentacle]

Is it worth banning the cunt?

Er, not gnatt, obviously.

[Oscar]

I've got a better idea, I'm going to employ all my psychic powers to track him down, kidnap him from the streets and take to my dank underground basement and pluck out the hairs from his head one by one until he has told me in minute detail exactly why he tried to willy-up my computer - and I want the complete life-story sobbed out, from the moment his mum pissed in his cocoa to the humiliating time that the other kids in the playground circled him and spat on him chanting "sad, wanky, splutterhead, your mum hates you!"
And then after he's scraped out the hidden parts of his soul I'm going to laugh derisively and nick his wallet. I may let him go.