Wimblemong 2006 - The Changing Rooms

[Purple Tentacle]

We need a commentator. How about fanny? Or Gandhi? Or some hybid of both fanny and Gandhi?

[Rubbish Monkey]

Fandhi?

[Suttonpubcrawl]

Oh bugger, am I too late to join now? I've only just got my internet connection reliably working again so I think I missed all the signing up stuff.

[Purple Tentacle]

There are a lot of tardy starters at the mo, I'm all in favour on KICKING OUT and BANNING and PUBLICALLY FLOGGING those who haven't checked in by the end of the weekend.

[Almost Yearly]

SOMEBODY could PM the poor SAPS. I for ONE remembered by ACCIDENT.


And now I've started like England.

[Brutus Beefcake]

I didn't realise I was being entered for this.  If it's ok I'll drop out so there's an even number of players.

[Tre]

Sorry - real life momentarily interfered with my internet world - I'm here now...
What do I have to do to zozman?
Do I start?
(help!)

[Lee]

Gah! Where is Jutl? I'd rather lose with dignity than win by default.

[Tre]

So - do I send the pick I do by PM to zozman? or put it straight up on a post?

EDIT: Right - I'm being impatient - up it goes!

[ClaudiusMaximus]

I uploaded an archive of Wimblemong 2004 (17MB), along with a list of files contained in the archive.

EDIT: have another...
I uploaded an archive of Wimblemong 2005 (17MB), along with a list of files contained in the archive.

.tgz is gzip'ed tar, any decent zip program will be able to unpack it

[Gandhi]

Oh bugger, am I too late to join now? I've only just got my internet connection reliably working again so I think I missed all the signing up stuff.

You can replace Brutus Beefcake in the match against no_offenc.

[jutl]

Hm... Anyone seen Jutl lately? Don't tell me he's too scared to take me on...

I've been away for the last week. I asked if this was OK here. Sorry for making you wait. Do you want to begin?

[Lee]

Alright then. Unfortunately I might not be able to get onto Photoshop until Tuesday now, but I should be OK all week afterwards.

[Tre]

Aggh What's happened to Zoz?

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Bloody hell, I really ought to get on with my opening shot....

[ccab]

Me too. - Biniput, I'll have a shattering reply for you later tonight.



(shattering in the sense that I'll be knackered by the time I finish it)

[no_offenc]

So who the fuck am I playing then?  My shot is there for some bastard or other to reply to... I'm not making another one.  Match me up quick.

[ffogems]

I might take you up on that. How long do we have to complete each shot?

[no_offenc]

I don't think there's a set time as long as the round is done before like the middle of next week or something.  Gandhi can sort it out or something.

[ffogems]

Well, I've PMed you anyway asking if you've got a replacement yet. Presumably you haven't, so I'll volunteer myself if that's alright?
I never thought I'd ever at any moment in my life under any circumstance be asking this question, but  - Should I notify Ghandi?

[no_offenc]

I think you should be okay to join in, I'll PM Brutus Beefcake just to check, but I should think it's ok.

[Almost Yearly]

Fucksakes, you put yourself in for Wimblemong, you resign yourself to having to piss about for very. Many. Hours. The boss / your wife will see discouraging things on your screen much too much, and you'll miss that appointment pallbearing for your mother.

[Purple Tentacle]

Hey Gandhi, since we're all in a betting mood with the World Cup 'n' all, how about posting up a list of odds on each poster?

I might be bribed into taking a dive that way, and just posting a picture of my cock.... IN THE WRONG RESOLUTION.

[Gandhi]

based upon data available from before the tournament started.

Jutl - 5/2 JF
Abbie - 5/2 JF
CCAB - 5/1
Fanny Splendid - 5/1
Sproglette - 8/1
Munday's Child - 8/1
Wasp_Fi5ting - 8/1
Slim - 8/1
Almost Yearly - 8/1
Purple Tentacle - 8/1
Frinky - 8/1
LtPlonker - 10/1
Santa's Boyfriend - 10/1
No_offenc - 12/1
Flook - 12/1
Rubbish Monkey - 12/1
Claudius Maximus - 12/1
DocDaneeka - 15/1
SuttonPubCrawl - 15/1
Lee - 15/1
Eight Taiwanese Teenagers - 15/1
Tre - 15/1
Zozman - 25/1
Pythov - 25/1
Baxter - 25/1
RHX - 30/1
Four Eyes - 50/1
Miles - 50/1
Biniput - 50/1
Murdo - 50/1

[smoker]

be gutted to get 50/1. even timmy the toiger got 10/1 against federer. i wouldn't mind a punt on miles, how do we set it up?

[Gandhi]

Perhaps I should have made the word 'before' out of hollywood-esque letters. You can't vote mid-round, anyway. The odds will most certainly have changed for some players while betting is still active BEFORE round 2 starts. Those with a betting price of 50/1 are unknown in the Wimblemong world. It's not necessarily a reflection on their ability.

In theory.

:-)

[Lee]

How d'you work those out then bald man?

[Gandhi]

A vague knowledge of 'whore's monging history, coupled with pure guess work.

[Lee]

That's good enough for me.

[The Duck Man]

All my money on Four Eyes.