Round 1: Lee vs Jutl - VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

[Lee]

Forgone conclusion I suspect, but damnit I'm going to fight! Nggh...

[jutl]

:O)

[Huzzie]

I'm sorry to interrupt but is there somewhere I can see the rules to this game please? Or maybe, if anyone can be arsed and they are not too complex (thy don't seem to be) they could explain the idea personally here.

Thanks

[mothman]

Er. . .

[jutl]

I'm sorry to interrupt but is there somewhere I can see the rules to this game please? Or maybe, if anyone can be arsed and they are not too complex (thy don't seem to be) they could explain the idea personally here.

Thanks

Try here, Huzzie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photoshop_tennis

[Huzzie]

Great! Thanks Jutl.

I just wish I could play this game.... Nah never mind, better to just sit back and watch you lot go at it.

[Almost Yearly]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photoshop_tennis

My, what an inferior definition and example. Someone should set that record straight. Not me.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Great! Thanks Jutl.

I just wish I could play this game.... Nah never mind, better to just sit back and watch you lot go at it.

Well we could always have a junior tournament for people who are crap at this sort of thing.

Now if anyone wanted an Excel spreadsheet challenge....

[Lee]

:O)

(picture)

... I trust you're not implying anything here. :)

[Lee]

This was a tough one...

[Lee]

A stunned silence falls across the court...

[Almost Yearly]

The covers are discreetly drawn...

[gazzyk1ns]

... and the universe separates into two different parts. One is filled with CC regulars debating what "a proper joke" is, and the other is filled with people faced with the task of taping either Deal Or No Deal, or the Roddick-Tipsarevic match (after seeing the underdog win the first set). Both universes are rounded off by Peter Crouch performing his famous robotic dance.

[jutl]

[Lee]

Hehe, very good. Just shows my lack of professionalism, doesn't it?

[mothman]

I'm really enjoying this match. I've no idea who I'll vote for, the entries have all been great so far.

[Lee]

NB. It's amazing how quickly you can become immune to pictures of men holding their cocks. Honestly.

[Brutus Beefcake]

I don't mind the cocks, it's WTFTIT that I don't like.

[Lee]

Well it was going to be just a normal breast, but then I stumbled upon that horrid thing. From what I gather, it has some kind of infection, which makes it look like that. I imagine a lot of chat-girls' breasts look something like that.

Lee - Health education - poor taste

[Brutus Beefcake]

Nah, it's photoshopped.  It really freaked me out when I first saw it and thought it might be real, but it's just the seeds from some plant (lotus?).


Edit: http://www.ecologyasia.com/images-el/Lotus_Seeds.jpg That's the one.

[Marv Orange]

Nah, it's photoshopped.  It really freaked me out when I first saw it and thought it might be real, but it's just the seeds from some plant (lotus?).


Edit: http://www.ecologyasia.com/images-el/Lotus_Seeds.jpg That's the one.

There is a real video where a fly lays it eggs in a african womans breast, you can see the larvae wriggling out.

[Brutus Beefcake]

No it doesn't!

[no_offenc]

Well no, there IS a video with that in it, but wtftit isn't taken from it.  So everybody is about half-right, I think.

[jutl]

Huge apologies for appalling, cunty lateness.

[Lee]

About cunting time too.

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

[swarfmonkey]

Is it voting time? Cracking match you two. I think it's going to be a close one.

jutl snatched it out of the bag with that last shot [/twopenneth]

[Rubbish Monkey]

jutl

[slim]

jutl's last shot was good, but Lee's opener won it for me.

Lee.

[@ssmaster]

jutl for me.

[Purple Tentacle]

jutl