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Armando Iannucci - Friday Night Armistice (TORRENT)

Started by Neil, March 14, 2004, 02:00:15 AM

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weekender

I'm really looking forward to watching this.  I haven't seen them for ages, so I'd be greatly thankful for any sort of file, and I'll do my best to keep the torrent file open as long as possible so that many people can download it.  Thanks to everyone for making this possible, it's muchly appreciated.

cairnsi

Darrell wrote
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I know Im a lying cunt had you all going there. Sorry Neil. Just bored and fucking people off

Gavin

Quote from: "cairnsi"<table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr>      <td><span class="genmed">Darrell wrote:</span></td>   </tr>   <tr>     <td class="quote">I know Im a lying cunt had you all going there. Sorry Neil. Just bored and fucking people off</td>   </tr></table>

That's the most sense you've made all thread!

Darrell

Cairnsi - you're turning into some sort of HTML-spouting vegetable now!

Rats

Come on Darrell, you'd be stamping your feet if anyone else did this in your beloved forum. Can't you both slap each others balls via pm? (sneers around snigarette)

Darrell

Are these episode guides any good to anyone? I jotted them down whilst copying the tapes for somebody and quickly typed them up. I've got sketch lists for all of series 1 and half of series 2, with about 6 more episodes I have and can jot down if I get the chance.


Series 1, Episode 1 (24/6/95)
Titles
Introduction
Rugby Stadium
Major's Resignation Statement
Poisonous Scrums
Gerry Adams
IRA Joke Book
Late Review Power Rangers
Being Men
999 (keeping children safe)
Major's Statement
Rugby
Lee Clegg's Sentencing
Jonathan Aitken Faxes In His Arse
Rugby Stadium
Jeremy Hanley Fan Club
999 (spinal injury)
Mr Tony Blair
Video Races
Aitken Faxes Saddam
Mr Tony Blair
French Nuclear Tests
News Videos
Today's The Day
Breaking News
Miniaturised Area (Gerry Adams, Michael Portillo)
Reckless MPs
Aitken Faxes Major
999 (cycle helmets)
UN Irish Dancers
Credits
Glastonbury

Series 1, Episode 2 (1/7/95)
Titles
Underwater Tennis
Corkscrew Channel Tunnel
Hugh Grant
Clothes
Mr Tony Blair (Eurodisney)
Leadership Ballots
Costume Drama Woman (newsagents)
Miniaturised Area (Norman Lamont, Liz Hurley & Hugh Grant)
Tennis Noises
Custody Computer Game
Space
Fax Tennis
BBC Sport
Fax Tennis (Aitken's arse)
Europe Experiments
Fax Tennis (changing ends)
Space Docking
Homosexuality
Hunt the Old Woman (Surprise Surprise, BBC News x2)
Costume Drama Woman (puddle)
Douglas Hurd Joins Galatasaray
Veal
Labour Party
Docking With Pets Win Prizes
Credits

Series 1, Episode 3 (8/7/95)
Titles
Jeremy Hanley Fan Club
Lee Clegg
Wife Reshuffling
Prostitute Vending Machine
Snooker Sheep
Politics-Free Question Time
Englishness
Studio Umpire
Leadership
Major's Music Set
Mr Tony Blair (Moscow)
Tory Feelgood Tactics
Bar Chart Manipulation
Electronic Tagging
Hospital Scandals
Theatre Tickets
Patriotism
Miniaturised Area (Douglas Hurd, Michael Portillo)
Englishness
Hunt the Old Woman (Steve Wright People Show, BBC election coverage x2, BBC News)
College Green Tourists
Hosts Replaced
Credits

Series 1, Episode 4 (22/7/95)
Movie Premiere
Titles
Blockbuster Intro
Celebrity Privacy
Nuns Strike
Sylvester Stallone
Casualty Silent Movie
David and Peter's Box Office Success
Mr Tony Blair (Mr Judge Dredd)
Northern Ireland Solutions
Better Fights Video - Chapter One
Class Sizes
Executive Privileges / Club Class Coffin
Downsizing the Show
Costume Drama Woman (bus)
More Special Effects
Studio Fire / Rapid Reaction Firefighters
Better Fights - Chapter Two
French Language Boycott
Dropping Mushrooms On France
Better Fights - Chapter Three
Auctioning Shares In Peter Baynham
Credits

Series 1, Episode 5 (29/7/95)
Titles
Philip the Work Experience Boy
Rapid Reaction Majority
Heatwave
Terrorist Prisoners
Paddy's Roundabout
Work Experience Boy
Hot Co-Presenters
David Attenborough Cutup
Heatwave Solutions
Tea and Coffee
Mr Tony Blair (motorcade)
Attenborough Cutup (gazelles)
Let's Kick Violence In The Face
Philip Throws Mr Tony Blair Away
Child Library
Labour Election Tactics
Miniaturised Area (Robbie Williams)
Mr Tony Blair is Returned
Jack Straw Fan Club
Hunt the Old Woman (National Lottery, Top of the Pops)
Work Experience Boy
Arts Lottery Draw
Credits

Series 1, Episode 6 (5/8/95)
Titles
Triple Presenter
Rugbygolf
Heseltine Interrupts Bad News
Swearing Newsreader
Santa Claus Alien Autopsy
Sweating
MPs' Summer Holidays
Alternative Constituencies
Brown World
Flight Toll Booths
Road Solutions
Bottled Air
Brown World (art)
Miniaturised Area (Queen Mother)
Pope Music Video
Brown World
Giant Mr Tony Blair
Bob Monkhouse Prank
Junior Hospital Managers
Hunt the Old Woman (Pobol y Cwm)
VJ Day Disco
Massive Weights
Disco / Credits
Presenters Epilogue

Series 2, Episode 2 (21/6/96)
Titles
The Queen's Money
Football Multiplex
Gay Pride and Prejudice
Mr Tony Blair
Face Painting
Steve the Eastenders Drummer
Millennium Exhibition
Marriage Boot Camp - Day One
Diana Bus (traffic jam)
Cliffhanger / Steve the Drummer
Euro-Skepticism
Diana Bus (Buckingham Palace)
Miniaturised Area (Terry Venables)
Michael Howard / Law and Order
Marriage Boot Camp - Day Two
Hunt the Old Woman (Last of the Summer Wine, The Big Breakfast, London Marathon)
Quickie Divorce
Credits

Series 2, Episode 5 (12/7/96)
Peter Snow intro
Titles
Pilots' Strike
Orange Marchers
Royal Divorce
Diana Bus (stripper)
Special Guest - Lester Piggott
Nelson Mandela
Mr Tony Blair
MPs' Pay Rises
Campaign Strategies (child ad agency)
Lib Dem Cartoon
Drought
Orange Marchers
Religious Cockfight
Royal Marathon
TV Standards
Blue Peter Time Capsule
Credits

Series 2, Episode 6 (19/7/96)
Olympics intro
Titles
Olympic Events
Drug Testing
Post Office Strike
Queen Mother / How Do They Do That?
Royal Predictions
Diana Bus (hassling Sun reporters)
Army Recruitment
Clubs and Rings
Mr Tony Blair
Hunt the Old Woman (Watchdog Healthcheck)
Eric Bristow Management Training Course
Secret Tax Cuts
Tory Policies
Miniaturised Area (Wallace and Gromit)
Michael Jackson Religion
Credits

Rev

I'm sure they're very useful, but can you get back to baiting the concussion victim?  I was really enjoying that.

neveragain

What was the Bob Monkhouse prank from episode six of series one?

Darrell

Quote from: "neveragain"What was the Bob Monkhouse prank from episode six of series one?

It was Armando running up to Bob Monkhouse, tapping him on the shoulder and running away. It's also in the 1995 Party Bucket compilation which is available from this site.

"That took weeks to set up!"

I've just managed to find my tape with four episodes of Armistice on (inside a VCR I'd abandoned) and thanks to Darrell's episode guide, I've managed to identify three of these as episodes 2, 5 and 6 of series 2. Am I to take it that these episodes are now in the public domain, and, if not, should I get them encoded?

The other one is presumably episode 3 or 4 - there is reference to Euro '96 being over. Does this one need ripping?

I've said to TTT that I'll send him some other stuff, so if any of these episodes want doing, I could record them tomorrow and send them out on Monday, either to TTT or to someone else with the facility to share.

Alternatively, I could just send the original tape to Faceless...

Darrell

Quote from: "Manford Thirty-Sixborough"The other one is presumably episode 3 or 4 - there is reference to Euro '96 being over. Does this one need ripping?

It's 2.3, that.

I've got all of series 2 on video, just haven't done episode guides for it all, largely due to its naffness.