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[NoSleep]

Is Mick Jagger a Rolling Stone?

[mycroft]

Is Mick Jagger a Rolling Stone?

Yeah, but the DNA test proved he ain't my papa.

[rudi]

Is Mick Jagger a Rolling Stone?

Of course. In fact Ronnie Wood was introdued on Test Match Special t'other day as "Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood".

[Old Thrashbarg]

Jess has also recorded the official theme to the 2010 FIFA World Cup entitled "Soccer Superstar" a powerful duet encapsulating the life of the modern purveyor of football, tackling themes of ball control and big money wages

[Cohaagen]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Ellsworth

He once ran the New York marathon dressed as a giant squirrel to raise awareness for testicular cancer. He fell into a drinks stand but continued and finished a modest 4982nd overall.[2]