What would you write on a wall if the world was ending?

[Santa's Boyfriend]

I'm afraid this is something of a shameless call for creative inspiration...

I'm illustrating a short comic strip for an anthology about a zombie apocalypse.  The main character is basicly wondering around a town that is in the full grip of a zombie infestation, and I want to write some stuff on the walls in the background that panicked people will have written, etc.  Problem is I can't think of a damn thing.  Could anyone help me?  What would you write on a wall if you were in the middle of a full-on zombie apocalypse?  (I figured "The end is nigh" to be a little too easy...)

(By the way I'll be posting the finished thing online for people to read when it's finished.)

[butnut]

THANKS FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING SIMON PEGG

[Frinky]

"Rachel Honeyman is a slut."

[sproggy]

"So long & thanks for all the pish"

[Why I Hate Tables]

FUCK! THE WORLD'S ENDING!

[neveragain]

My pen's running ou...

Or rather - 'Hey! Why not come and see my Edinburgh show!' et cetera.

[Go With The Flow]

"IF I'M THE LAST MAN LEFT ON EARTH, CALL ME LADIES! xxx-xxxx"

The x's being a phone number, Obviously.

[mook]

Something about not caring about recipes, or perhaps, That's a bit harsh.

[smoker]

go suck big black cocks mr reid, you're not wanted round here

[Purple Tentacle]

Tox 06

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

It's not the end of the world.

[weekender]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Glebe]

'Don't you know the world is ending? Don't just stand there reading this! Or sitting,as the case may be.

Oh yeah, big hairy pricks.'

[Murdo]

I didn't do it!

[Garam]

Cheer up, it might never happen.

[Marv Orange]

Yossarian Lives

[Marv Orange]

I told you zombies don't run!

[Papercut]

'suck my balls'

[Santa's Boyfriend]

"IF I'M THE LAST MAN LEFT ON EARTH, CALL ME LADIES! xxx-xxxx"

The x's being a phone number, Obviously.

That one's definitely going in the strip.  Also loved the Simon Pegg one, but can't really use it - I don't know, maybe I can sneak it in somewhere.

These are great so far though, keep 'em coming!

[Why I Hate Tables]

WHY THE HELL AM I WRITING THAT IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD WHEN
EV ERYONE KNOWS IT IS?

[Brutus Beefcake]

OH SHI

[gazzyk1ns]

"IF I'M THE LAST MAN LEFT ON EARTH, CALL ME LADIES! xxx-xxxx"

The x's being a phone number, Obviously.

That one's definitely going in the strip.  Also loved the Simon Pegg one, but can't really use it - I don't know, maybe I can sneak it in somewhere.

These are great so far though, keep 'em coming!

Please can you get "This seems a bit harsh." in there, as mook half-suggested earlier? There would be no ramifications for you, and it would possibly be mysteriously poignant for your readers. Most importantly, though, it would delight me.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Please can you get "This seems a bit harsh." in there, as mook half-suggested earlier? There would be no ramifications for you, and it would possibly be mysteriously poignant for your readers. Most importantly, though, it would delight me.

Ok, if you insist!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Draw a picture of myself naked next to a little fluffy dog. Sorry what was the question again I wasn't paying attention.

[zozman]

Thessalonians 4:16

[gazzyk1ns]

Ok, if you insist!

Hehe excellent, cheers!

[Marv Orange]

Bruce Willis is A GHOST!!!

[imitationleather]

Yeah, thanks for pointing out that everyone's imminently dying.

[phes]

i think 'phes was here' would probably be pretty appropriate.

[weekender]