What would you write on a wall if the world was ending?

[Go With The Flow]

Wow, no-one's done this jok...

[rudi]

You can't beat the classic spurting penis - it's a design classic that will outlive the world as we know it.

(Gotta have hairy balls though - none of your shaved metrosexual shit on MY walls thankyouverymuch).

[phes]

incidentaly, have you noticed the graffiti in the Edge male bog, rudi?

"Listen to poo"

[Custard]

"I was gonna build a much better wall than this shit"

[rudi]

incidentaly, have you noticed the graffiti in the Edge male bog, rudi?

"Listen to poo"

Was that you, you naughty spider?

[phes]

no


i'd write:


"don't touch my stuff"

or

"if you can read this you're in a world of shit"

or

"All cockroaches are illiterate tossers"

[Mister Cairo]

Better World Next Time?

[Bernard]

For sale: lonely planet.

[Baxter]

25th November

[Hairy Chin]

I feel fine

[Oscar]

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[Marv Orange]

Zombie ate my hamster.

[Glebe]

'Have you seen Snakes On A Plane?'

[VegaLA]

" Lets go SHOPPING !!!!!!!! "

[The Boston Crab]

Kiss Me Quick

[Santa's Boyfriend]

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I actually clicked on that link, like the fool that I am.

[Why I Hate Tables]

As did I

[Frinky]

Please can you get "This seems a bit harsh." in there

This is entirely perfect and all that you would need.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Please can you get "This seems a bit harsh." in there

This is entirely perfect and all that you would need.

I already said yes!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'Add this to Gervais: The Evidence thread.'

[Bernard]

So the world's ending. Where are we all going to live now?

[Bernard]

You call this living?

[Joy Nktonga]

M Khan is bent

[rudi]

This isn't as funny as Python

[Cack Hen]

'Add this to Gervais: The Evidence thread.'

Haha!

[RHX]

"Worst Apocalypse Ever"

[Glebe]

'I'm so nervous about the world ending that I'm neurotically scrawling on a toilet wall.'

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

As we're all dying, I admit - I LOVE Nemi

If You Shoot The Head You Kill The Ghoul

Hello. This is my pen. Hello. Hello.

[Marv Orange]

IN CASE OF ZOMBIES

BREAK GLASS.

[Brutus Beefcake]

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!