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The sentence game online

Started by Koant, September 28, 2006, 12:34:13 PM

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fanny splendid

Oops, sorry. I'll do it now.

Edit: Picture PM'd

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Okay, I sent a sentence to Deadman97.

Deadman97

Bloody hell. Who am I passing the forthcoming pic onto?

butnut

I think we're continuing from where we began. So you pass it on to PT, who passes it to me, who passes it to swarfmonkey and it ends when Fanny gets it I think.


swarfmonkey

Well PT has already said that he's going to hold the sentence up. I don't know, some people eh? Volunteer to get involved then go flouncing off, typical.

Anyway, how are we going to post the full sentence up? Should we PM our entries to one whore and let him post the whole lot up? Or go through the list of entries (twice).

I'd go for the first one, personally. In fact, I'd even do it myself.

Purple Tentacle

I'll do it, I'm here now.

I've been to WALES, you cunts. And got fucking rained on. My suits ruined. I hate you all. Twats.

butnut

OK, I've sent my masterpiece onto Swarfmonkey. Are we still PMing stuff to Koant or not?

swarfmonkey

I've sent my sentence on to the Plonkster, who'll probably do some fantastic arty animation to show us all up.


If Koant doesn't volunteer his services by the time Fanny finishes his second go, PM both your entries to me and I'll stick them all together tomorrow.

Koant

Ok I'm back on the internets now. Here's what I think happened so far:

1. sentence from Koant
2. pic from Al Tha Funkee Homosapien
3. sentence from Deadman97
4. pic from PT
5. sentence from butnut
6. pic from swarfmonkey
7. sentence from Lt Plonker
8. pic from Fanny Splendid
9. sentence from Al Tha Funkee Homosapien
10. pic from Deadman97
11. sentence from PT
12. pic from butnut
13. sentence from swarfmonkey
14. pic from Lt Plonker (pending)
15. sentence from Fanny Splendid (pending)

If the 2 remaining contributions are posted today, PM me your stuff and I'll stitch them together.
Otherwise, I don't mind swarfmonkey taking over as I'm going to be very busy and probably offline the rest of the week. Thanks for playing!

swarfmonkey

Lt Plonker hasn't picked up my PM'd sentence yet so I don't think it'll be finished today. He's probably putting the finishing touches to some semi-porn cartoon or summat.

If everyone PM's their entries to me, I can start putting it all together. If Lt Plonker doesn't carry on I'll stick everything up as it stands.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Surely Koant needs to do a picture to complete the circle?

swarfmonkey

He was missed out in the middle and with an odd number of players everyone gets to do a picture AND a sentence.

Purple Tentacle

Heh, sadly enough I'm genuinely agog to see how this turned out. Seeing that the picture Deadman97 who the fuck is he anyway? sent me still vaguely resembled mine gave me an eerie thrill.

swarfmonkey

I've got a feeling that if Plonker ever gets off his arty arse and does a picture it will be considerably different to the one I did in the first round.

Purple Tentacle

Aw come on Plonker, I'm gagging for it.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Yeah you stupid twat do what you have to do.

butnut

I've got three kittens held hostage here. If Plonker doesn't get his pic done by 21.00 tonight, I'm going to slit their throats.

swarfmonkey

It's died on it's arse! Shall we just stick with what we've done so far?


All entrants, please PM me with your efforts.

Send what you received and sent on and I'll put it all together.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Okay I've sent my entries to the monkey man.

swarfmonkey

Just waiting for Plonker's sentence and Fanny's picture and we're there.

I think it's going to be worth the wait.

Deadman97

Do I need to do anything or send anything to anyone?

Purple Tentacle

Quote from: "Deadman97"Do I need to do anything or send anything to anyone?

I PM'd swarfmonkey your sentences and pictures you sent me (and forwarded them to the police).

I had to, he didn't seem to know who the fuck you are.

Deadman97


swarfmonkey

Ladies and gentle men we have reached the (slightly shortened) end of the sentence.

Quote from: "Koant"All bread-eating people have died or will die. Don't eat bread, it's dangerous!

Al tha funkee homosapien did this


Quote from: "Deadman 97""Bread-Man went insane and stabbed Eddie Murphy through the guts with a sharpened French stick. Blood and piss were everywhere."

PT did this


Quote from: "Butnut""As I sprayed the last drops of my urine over his head, Eddie Murphy rolled round in the toilet, and screamed with delight as the mannequin-monster tore more flesh from his body."

swarfmonkey did this


Quote from: "Lt Plonker"And with the help of a gay Auton, the Lord God did flush Samuel L Jackson down the toilet

Fanny splendid did this


Quote from: "Al tha funkee homosapien"Hindu god enjoys watching gays and flushing black actors down the toiIet.

Deadman 97 did this


Quote from: "PT""Racist happy Vishnu flushed away the black corn slaves while the scientologists laughed, poor Sisko!"

Butnut did this


QuoteRacist indian god laughed as he flushed the fuzzy-wuzzy savages down the pan to the Scientologist freaks great amusement


That's some transformation.

Purple Tentacle

I got Vishnu mixed up with Ganesha!!

I'm going to Hindu hell!



Great work everybody. Let's do it again!

butnut

Ha, that was great. I'm up for another!

swarfmonkey

I mixed Ganesha and Vishnu up with Kali so I'll be seeing PT in hell.

I didn't realise we were monging, I thought the idea was to use Paint so the pictures were a bit more ambiguous.

I'll try harder next time.

Purple Tentacle

Quote from: "swarfmonkey"I didn't realise we were monging, I thought the idea was to use Paint so the pictures were a bit more ambiguous.

I think it was touched on briefly in the original thread, it was going to be a mixture.

Like I said at the time, it's been a while since I even bothered firing up Photoshop, so I was willing to bend the rules to suit myself, like James Tiberius Kirk, or Hitler.

Deadman97

Yeah, fuck it, anything goes- I only monged because I haven't got MSPaint for some reason. That'll teach me to be a filthy pirate, eh kids?

That was a good laugh though, let's have another one.
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