BABY VERBWHORE

[butnut]

We're all getting older on this forum*, and I've noticed that some of the members have even had, or are in the process of having, offspring. And I thought what better way to help out all the new and not so new parents, than by making some gifts for their spawn?

Here's my humble effort - a must for any Verbwhore parent to ensure that their child is brought up in the right way, and a bargain at only £29.99.



So what other educational, or not-so-education gifts would you get a young Verbwhore-to-be? It could be a toy, a doll, a DVD, a book, perhaps a short story, or even a song if you felt inclined.

* except imitationleather, of course

[Suttonpubcrawl]

It has to be a computer of course, so they can post on the forum.

[imitationleather]

* except imitationleather, of course

Tell me about it! It was my sixteenth birthday again on Friday.

[Purple Tentacle]

[Cardinal Tit Storm]

[sproggy]

[butnut]

Wow, two great mongs posted under a minute apart. It's almost like ye olden days.

[zozman]

[Banana Woofwoof]

(I know it's through your letterbox but shadduppayerface.)

[sproggy]

[zozman]

[gazzyk1ns]

[SurferGhost]

NO-ONE CARES IF YOU'RE FUCKING SITTING COMFORTABLY

[Purple Tentacle]

1) Bravo!

2) Bravo!

[Jemble Fred]

Damn, I thought this was going to be like the Muppet Babies, but featuring that CLIQUE!1!!

[sproggy]

Hooray! SG's back, and what a cracking entrance.






My god, I'm welling-up in an overwhelming wave of nostalgia.

[swarfmonkey]

Edit: removed in the interest of decency.

[sproggy]

[Johnny Yesno]

Very nice for the little Whores, yes?