Polish a turd

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Ah fuck it, I'll just do it. It's taken too long anyway.

zozman helpfully entered this lovely picture as the seminal vestual from which the turd polishing could spring forth.


Purple Tentacle added this rather snazzy effect. I like to think in tribute to his favourite facist astronomer Patrick Moore. The black hole represents the hole in PT where in most people there would be love and human decency but in him there is only a void filled with Nazi love.


imitationleather continued the National Socialist theme by adding everyone's favourite dictator to the increasingly jew-hating turd.


Next up had Cardinal Tit Storm with a highly topical reference to crazy muslims and their crazy clothes. They say Islamists are the new facists that must be confronted and destroyed at all costs so maybe the Cardinal is making reference to that. Who knows, who cares?


I'm not sure who did this one. If you know who it was then please send me the answer my carrier pigeon before Countdown. Anyway whoever did it was probably a twat.


IINNNNNNN SIX! Suttonpubcrawl thought it would be funny to reference every students favourite cleaning product pusher. Well he thought wrong. Cillit Bang? Cillit fuck off more like.


Since untitled_london failed to send me his entry I'll have to assume that he either drew the silly face or pasted in the picture of Muhammad (Peas be upon him). Or sproglette did it. Or one of them did one and one the other. Or both. Or neither.


fanny splendid lives up to his/her name by doing something rather splendid.


Yay then it was MEEEEEE and I added some naughty muslims burning the Danish embassy again in reference to a current or recent event. Who do we think we are, the writers for Family Guy? Of course not, we're not that shit. I pity the fool etc.


Eight Tawanise Teenagers took time out from photography terrorist attacks to add his piece of artistic magic to the turd circle jerk. Now get back documenting Osama's holiday you dirty terrorist lover.


Deee daa dee daaaa....fffffffffffffFlook added a close up of one of his disgusting pimples to the increasingly crowded turd.


hornshang knows no limits and mongs with extreme prejudice, but not as much prejudice as Purple Tentacle, that Nazi fuck.


Koant did something or other probably good and stuff. I like stories.


FINALLY swarfmonkey pulled his finger out gave the final polish to the by now over shiny turd.


And there endith the game. I hope you all feel throughly degraded, slightly depressed and disappointed with yourself. Kind of like when you decide you going to make a big porn folder in your computer, cue up loads of dirty movies to download, then have a wank over the first one that finishes and then you stop all the downloads and cry yourself to sleep.

[swarfmonkey]

I'm crying as I wank as I read this thread.

That were a lovely progression, that. Lovely.

Cheers to Weird Al Funkeesapien for the surreal commentary.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

IINNNNNNN SIX! Suttonpubcrawl thought it would be funny to reference every students favourite cleaning product pusher. Well he thought wrong. Cillit Bang? Cillit fuck off more like.

This comment is unfair and excessively harsh. I demand a State of the Boards thread in which to air my grievances.

[butnut]

Ha, good work boys. In fact, excellent work.

[Koant]

I put up a huge (3.9 Mb) animated turd for those interested.

[Deadman97]

That was worth the wait. Nice one all.

[fanny splendid]

Oh yes, i like the animation. Perhaps we should halve the file size, and save the piccies as .gifs next time?

[swarfmonkey]

Stuff

Wha'yousay?

I can only just manage Photoshop. gif? file size?animation? your 'avin' a larrff inchya?

[imitationleather]

So, what next? Anyone got any game ideas?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Well...maybe now I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: invent the great monging game. It's basically someone starts off with a picture and then passes it someone else and they have to make an addition and then sent it on again. I call it " The Billy and the Mongasaurus Game".

[imitationleather]

We don't take kindly to sarcasm in UYA, young man!

[imitationleather]

Seriously though, we need to start another game.

Polish a Turd #2? The Sentence Game #3? Something Else #1?

What's it to be?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Yeah let's strike while the monging iron is still luke warm. Maybe something more spectator friendly as he last few ones have been like watching a group of people masturbating behind a curtain and then they all finish and show you the results.

[imitationleather]

I dunno about making it spectator friendly really. If I compare the sex I had last week to the turd reveal then the turd wins (and it wasn't rubbish sex, neither).

I say fuck the spectators. That'll keep them amused until The Big Reveal...

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Okay whatever. SO what then?

[Cardinal Tit Storm]

It's been a while since the last Jalopy.  You know, this thing: http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=7342&start=0.

It's a good game. Where's ccab?

[Tits McGee]

I'm not sure who did this one. If you know who it was then please send me the answer my carrier pigeon before Countdown. Anyway whoever did it was probably a twat.

Just right click and you'll find out.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Durrr I know. I was referencing a crap in-joke.

[Tits McGee]

What's the in-joke?

[Deadman97]

The fact that even though I've been here for about eight FUCKING years, thanks to one poster in particular no-one seems to know who the fuck I am, anyway.

If no-one else wants to administer another turd, I'll have a crack over the weekend if another game hasn't been suggested. You fucks had better come up with something, quick.

[imitationleather]

Ever since that paracetamol overdose coming up with another turd has been extremely difficult.

[swarfmonkey]

Mini bump

It's time we got this show back on the road. Is anyone up for another shit-shining shession?


I'm in!

[Deadman97]

In, rather like a certain Mr. Flynn.

[swarfmonkey]

Well that's two of us.

Me and errr....

[imitationleather]

Me.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

yesssss i willll.

[DocDaneeka]

Ill have a go.

[zozman]

yeah - twist me arm...

[Suttonpubcrawl]

I created a new thread for the new turd, innit:
http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=12568