"Oh do shut up Ms. Love"

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Lazy link post. Read it and laugh and laugh.
She's a smashing lass...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040317/325/eor31.html

[Reverend Minge]

The singer for the rock group Hole arrived in court on Tuesday in a sheer pink-and-red dress...

The judge should have admonished her for wearing that sheer dress. After seeing her pose topless recently in a magazine I can only say that she's guilty of having a crap pair of tits.

Obviously she's hoping the judge will take her "spaniel's ears" into account come sentencing.

[Purple Tentacle]

One for the Celebrity Dead Pool I think.....

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

When asked whether she would be able to make the new court date, Love told the judge: "I'll be right here."

What?! You're going to stay over the next fortnight in your witness box? I hope you packed some sandwiches.

She called out: "Hello Judge Fox," and later blurted out when prosecutors objected to delaying the case: "I've got the bottles with me. I've got the prescriptions on me."

*laugh out loud*

[Mr Flunchy]

I think Courtney Love is great, she may be an attention seeking money-grubbing junkie - but at least she's an interesting character.

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Exactly, and when she dies in a heroin-filled cesspit, hopefully Kelly Osbourne will have developed a sense of humour, so we can laugh at her meteoric plunge.

Who needs Jordan and Andre when you've got "I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of Here!" on every single day of the week?