Bombdogs!

[Simon Price]

Real life imitates The Day Today.

I nearly choked on my cheese sandwich when I saw that on Ceefax last night.



"By six o'clock this evening a monument had been built, marking the end - perhaps - of the relationship between man and dog, which today went from this [he holds up a toy dog and strokes it]... to this [he pulls out a gun and shoots the dog in the head]."

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Apparantly John Major just punched the queen in the face....

[Pinball]

All we need now are kiddie bombs. Watch out for Iraqi scrotes with hunchbacks ;-)

[Simon Price]

Come to think of it, are there any other examples of Chris Morris fiction becoming FACT?

[Joy Nktonga]

I've read of a few instances now (including one within the last couple of weeks) of people committing suicide in a Richard Geefe rope/lamp-post/car style.

[NobodyGetsOutAlive]

Come to think of it, are there any other examples of Chris Morris fiction becoming FACT?

There are loads to be honest but I can't think of any right now other than that episode of On The Hour with Clinton's indescretions before they actually happen

Fuck, I'm drunk and not at all lucid but you hardcore Morris bastards should know what I mean.

There was something about a nun once too.

[fbb bastard]

there was that story in the sun i remember putting something up about

cant remember if it was true or a pisstake/spoof whatever that the prison authorities where going to play a tape of ronnie barker doing norman stanley fletcher to new and/or young offenders in a attempt to get them used to the surroundings/show them the error of their ways

which if true would be as close to KEY 2000 as is humanly possible.....

[iain]

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8707585%255E13762,00.html

Student gives teachers drug cake

A GERMAN high school student today admitted baking a hashish-laced chocolate cake that briefly landed 10 of his teachers in a hospital......

[Ambient Sheep]

Military experts fear that the same tactic could be repeated, with explosive devices hidden inside other animal carcasses, such as goats.

is very funny, for some reason.

I've read of a few instances now (including one within the last couple of weeks) of people committing suicide in a Richard Geefe rope/lamp-post/car style.

I'm afraid that people were doing that long before Morris-as-Geefe wrote about it.  Some computer scientist (part of the strange Marconi cluster) went out like that in the 1980s.