ISWYDT

[Marvin]

It's gone right downhill since someone viewed it.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

I'm confused.

[lazyhour]

6:09 am?  Blimey.

[mook]

9:13 am? Strewth.

[lazyhour]

It's the earliest I've been up in about a month!

[Timmay]

This is much better. I like the joking around with the forums. I'm just waiting for the The State Of The 'The State Of The 'State Of The Board Board' Board' Board forum.

[The Boston Crab]

Nah, the old The State Of The 'The State Of The 'State Of The Board Board' Board' Board was better.

This place has been consistently fucking shit since Spunk Workshop left!

[23 Daves]

Is this so-called "State of the Board" forum going to become a replacement for Website Whines, then?  Because if that's the case, let me tell you, I'm bitterly disappointed.

When I used to log on to Website Whines, there would be lots of entertaining threads about forum crashes and MP3 download failures.  How we all laughed wistfully at threads by various Guests saying "Neil, I can't download the GLR shows?!  Help!"  or, my favourite 2002 classic, "Are we going to have avatars again?  The ones of the Chuckle Brothers were boss!"

What do we have in their place?  Not a lot, so far as I can see.  Everyone should pull their fingers out.

[John Self]

*pulls finger out, sniffs it, recoils*


Oh, "Bitterly disappointed", are we, 23 Daves? Well what are you doing to help? Your complaint, just now, was pathetically equivocal- and uncharacteristically so, I might add. "Not a lot as far as you can see"? Come come, as I think you know,  it's either all or nothing. Which is it to be? Which side are you on? Are you part of the solution, or part of the majority? Answer me that!

Answer me!



ANSWER ME!



ANSWER ME!



ANSWER ME!





WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING CU-



Oh right. Yeah. Gotta hit 'submit' first, haven't I.


Looking forward to your answer!

[23 Daves]

Because I cant be arsed.

Mind you, I did go to the time and trouble of typing this response from a web terminal at Paddington station whilst a policeman stared at me suspiciously, so I went to a lot of trouble to announce my apathy.

[sick as a pike]

I was going to put this in the other state of the board board but it's gone downhill lately.
Anyway this stirring up of things here seems to have had one effect- it's flushed out Gervais.  I was walking up London's Newman Street about 10 minutes ago and there in front of me like a rotund, splay footed Gnome was yer man.  Make of that what you will.

[AC]

I've missed the good old days again? Fuck, fuck, fuck.

[Brutus Beefcake]

I was going to put this in the other state of the board board but it's gone downhill lately.
Anyway this stirring up of things here seems to have had one effect- it's flushed out Gervais.  I was walking up London's Newman Street about 10 minutes ago and there in front of me like a rotund, splay footed Gnome was yer man.  Make of that what you will.

You should have been really rude about his weight and then attempt to pass it off as "irony".

[The Man With Brass Eyes]

there is a local band called "Chairman of the Bored" which is a terrible terrible name.  That is all.

[biniput]

It is up to current members to make the board the 'Good now days' rather than to go on about past members.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

It is up to current members to make the board the 'Good now days' rather than to go on about past members.

That's what I said. In LOL NO state of the board board. About 5 minutes ago. Things aint what they used to be.

[Dusty Gozongas]

I've always wanted it this way. At last! C&B is tickling the funny bone in a multi-threaded comedy manner.

[The Boston Crab]

And what did you do to contribute during all these years of comic drought? You just sit there with a feather balanced precariously close to your funny bone waiting for someone else to start strumming that magical strum of breathless glee. You want to be there, bereft of hope of breath, tepid urine spreading over your jeans crotch and down, down to the back of the knee, that exquisite tickle only piss on flesh can bring, doubled over in rapture, with guttural honking as tears come like rivers of uncontrolled brine, the Three Gorges Dam has burst and it's all because a man fell through a bar at just the right time.

But you...you did nothing but watch.

[ColaCoca]

I did go to the time and trouble of typing this response from a web terminal at Paddington station

I've never met anyone who's used one of those things before (not that I've met you 23 Daves) what's it like?  I'm always tempted to have a go and try to view some really hardcore porn a) to see if you can and b) to see what reaction you get from the thousand or so people that glance at the screen as they walk past.

[23 Daves]

I did go to the time and trouble of typing this response from a web terminal at Paddington station

I've never met anyone who's used one of those things before (not that I've met you 23 Daves) what's it like?  I'm always tempted to have a go and try to view some really hardcore porn a) to see if you can and b) to see what reaction you get from the thousand or so people that glance at the screen as they walk past.

It's rubbish.  It's like using a really old knackered dial-up modem for one thing.  The screen display is so tiny you have to scroll all over the place for another.  And the keyboard doesn't appear to have any apostrophes on it, and it's not easy to type on.

The only reason I put a pound in to use one was because I got a message from an employment agency saying they'd tried to email me about a job interview, and I was waiting to jump on a train to Wales.   I then had to think of other ways of using up the money.

The policeman was staring at me suspiciously because I had a bulging rucksack on my back and I ran over to the web terminal - he swung round quickly to stare at me.  We might have had our first forum gun death - live online!  That would have been fun.

[Sinner]

Sorry, does this forum have a completely different time frame.