LOL NO ladies

[Dusty Gozongas]

Dear A

It appears that i'm having the opposite problem to gazzyk1ns insofar as I tend to leave the house later in the evening.

Is there perchance a tried and tested, nay surefire and foolproof, method with which the avoidance of trollops could be guaranteed?

[Aubrey Barkus]

Dear A

It appears that i'm having the opposite problem to gazzyk1ns insofar as I tend to leave the house later in the evening.

Is there perchance a tried and tested, nay surefire and foolproof, method with which the avoidance of trollops could be guaranteed?

Yes!  Turn yourself into a "Poo Pest!"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=face-of-a-poo-pest&method=full&objectid=17981030&siteid=94762-name_page.html