Dear Aubrey,
I'm in the US at the moment and am being dragged out this Friday and Saturday nights for Halloween themed shindigs. This wouldn't normally present a problem, if it weren't for the fact that they are fancy dress, and typically for Americans it's all going to be completely over the top.
As I have a couple of days to prepare still, assume I can get hold of pretty much anything. What would you recommend I go as, just to show them how to do "over the top"?
Lots of love and kisses,
Tim.
PS. Also, I'd like to score, so bear that in mind with your suggestions.