Six-Word Stories

[sick as a pike]

Keaton; funny but dead.  Never smiled.

[Why I Hate Tables]

Why do people laugh at Dave?

[mothman]

He touched me. . . there," she sobbed.

[Catalogue Trousers]

I ate a big pie. Lovely

[Mister Cairo]

I buried Ant next to Dec

[Aubrey Barkus]

Old, drunk, fat, depressed.  Still randy.

[Deadman97]

It burns! It burns and stings!

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

'Flu: Bed and Defcon all week.

[peet]

Delicious Brownies: like poo, but cakes

[Santa's Boyfriend]

I wrote a new story today.

[no_offenc]

Something Awful did this thread better.

Winky, etc.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Something awful does threads better. USA!

[GetTheeBehindMeStan]

How I wish I could count better

[StuartGranger]

"Ham, and elm's!", she demanded. Christ.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

Something Awful can fuck right off.

[imitationleather]

I was raped by Pipex. Owch.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

David Hasselhoff ended the Cold War.

[hansen mork]

sometimes i forget what i'm doing.

That magician is blasphemous. crucify him.

[hansen mork]

dp

[Gamma Ray]

Double post from hansen mork, there.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Why Schwimmer chose Missionaries, no-one knows.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Who says schwimmer not swimmer? Connery.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Connery? SchwMonnery. Schwimmer? SchwMschwimmer. Me? Twat.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Vader didn't need lipsyl. Just love.

I'm not a sandwich..go away!

[Santa's Boyfriend]

The war ended before I arrived.

[the midnight watch baboon]

MMmmmmm I've 'arrived'. Oh, a war.

[Cambrian Times]

I actually enjoy watching Torchwood. Okay?

[Deadman97]

Search deep. You'll find you don't.

[Hairy Chin]

I had a job interview today.

[GetTheeBehindMeStan]

The Complete Works of Fucking Tolkein:

Bilbo goes on journey, finds ring

Frodo gets rid of the ring