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Six-Word Stories

Started by Santa's Boyfriend, October 26, 2006, 11:19:16 PM

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mothman

. . . comes home, buggers off with Elves.

Suttonpubcrawl

Knackered, woke up slightly too early.

Cambrian Times

Elves loose shiny gems. Find one.

Boing

Yogi Bear squats,grunts,evacuates.Trees.

Mr. Analytical

Quote from: "the midnight watch baboon"Connery? SchwMonnery. Schwimmer? SchwMschwimmer. Me? Twat.

Oh SchwmSchwimmery, SchwmSchwimmery,  Schwm Schwm Sheroo.

Still Not George

Word Count Proves Slightly Incorrect

Tits McGee

My child is covered in shit.

Sorry Tim. He fell in bushes.

You are meant to be caring.

I am. I am good teacher.

I will report you, fuck head.

Sorry. I will be better now.

neveragain

No not the nothing never was.

Christopher Marlowe penned a splendid dramatisation.

neveragain

'Whole life wasted?' 'Vividly.' 'Never mind...'

Shoulders?-Stomach!

In Nineteen Eighty Three No-One Died.

Labian Quest

Memorising comedy scripts all day long.

Midget dies fucking.  A little death.

the midnight watch baboon

Spewing puppy-guts, I apologised profusely.

Mister Cairo

Coerced into sex? Call Liz now.

Mitchell and Webb disc not working

My neighbours shouting, weeping. Through wall

mook

Knock on wall, Shut them up.

Noisy fuckers ruining your web time.

Mister Cairo

Worst when they fuck. Early morning.

Pull pillow over sex filled ears.

the midnight watch baboon

I've found Harmy's confidence! Sensible offers?

Simple, unpretentious, English food. Yes? Fuckers.

The Deviled eggs were... evil. Figures.

She smelt like my childhood mattress.

mook

Of wee wee and smarties perhaps?

the midnight watch baboon

My later childhood, teens really. Ughh!

Tits McGee

Take my mother in law, Bob.

Drive her to the shops, slowly.

Can you do that, you twat?

Klem

In conclusion, the butler did it.

Artemis

Pissed pants. Public laughed. Killed myself.

.......

Married Tracey but horrid bloke discovery

.......

OCD. Makes. Making. Sentances. Hard. Work.

Blaaah

Daddy did it. I never told.

Catalogue Trousers

Daddy did me. I told tabloids

quadraspazzed

Wikipedia. Banned for vandalism. Wasn't me!

^has the benefit of being true.

Cambrian Times

Hammond survived crash. Likes celery now.

Catalogue Trousers

Clarkson exploded fatally. The World rejoiced

Artemis

Post church porn download. Devil wins.

Santa's Boyfriend

Married billionaire.  Never got the money.

Artemis

Bearded cleric in oily chin insertion ...