Caption me this...

[sproggy]

"I never took you for a Cheetah Doreen"

[the midnight watch baboon]

'I can't believe the banana snapped off'

[Suttonpubcrawl]

Nigella Lawson's first performance in a porn film has been widely panned by critics.

[Marv Orange]

Oh no what will tarzan say.

Or

Richard Keys is bored of marriage

[untitled_london]

michael jackson fails the test again

[Brutus Beefcake]

AIDS MYSTERY SOLVED!

[V]

Something evil approaches

[Des Nilsen]

'See No Evil' monkey cannot hide from what he's done.

-

[Fielding]

"From right to left: Monkey, Whimsy."

[Sivead]

oh gawd, what 'ave i done? my wifes gonna kill me

[phes]

"The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise......"

[Des Nilsen]

Something evil approaches

Gah, took me a moment to spot it. You got there first and much better with it, too.

:)

[V]

Disappointing viewing figures force a revamp of Trinny and Susannah's new C5 show.

[waste of chops]

"From right to left: Monkey, Whimsy."

From right to left: Monkey, mimsy.

[sproggy]

Whether it was deliberate or not, Doreen never seemed to enter into the spirit of post coital hide and seek.  This didn't bother Chuckles too much as he always found her with ease and repeatedly claimed his prize with relish.

[actwithoutwords]

"In the drunken primal frenzy of the night before, Charlie hadn't noticed the decor of his surroundings, but as morning broke, it all became painfully clear."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Dove's Campaign for Real Beauty takes a surreal turn....

[Cambrian Times]

George W Bush: The Fraternity Years

[Tits McGee]

Where the monkey keeps his nuts...