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2 Many Dragons - The Continuing

Started by dekionplexis, February 03, 2004, 11:03:15 PM

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dekionplexis

There is nothing more beautiful, than a woman's voice,
unless she is crying,
and she is trying,
to hold back the tears,
cuz she fears,
that tomorrow, this will all be gone.
Like a song.
But it ends.
Like Love.

So the glove,
she takes, and snakes,
between her thighs,
she feels high,
And she waits.
For the dog.
Like a fog, it erects.
Protect? Her, from what?
She wants the beast..
To feast,
on it's pink cock.
And hop,
she does, on the floor.
'Fuck me Fido', she mutters,
My cock, as I watch, stutters,
Like times before.
A Dalmation he is,
and his jizz,
she requires,
in her ass,
in a glass.
To drink,
and to think?
Do I regret this?
Mike, do I regret this?
No, my dear.
But I fear,
that for Fido, her love is,
Eternal?
Her Love for me, it is,
Infernal.

My child, she carries.
The dog, she will,
Marry.
What of the child?
A hybrid so mild.
Half man, half dog,
and this fog.
Never ends.
It is Eternal.

And on it goes, it is never ending...
-----------------------------------------------------

'If, only, for toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, don't be a stranger...'
- Dina Carroll, (oooh, I so would)


I........want.......to.............marry.......Bjork.

'And If You Complain, Once More, You'll Meet n Army Of Me...'
Me
Me
Me
Me
me
me
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Women, are life.

666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
I smell women, I taste them, I want them.
Yummy.
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

I met the The Corrs once, god I'd love to fuck em all, the guy could watch, as long as he didn't want to 'get involved', fuckin fag.

(Too much liquid)

San Miguel + Weed = Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhh, ba-beeeeeeeee.

i Have a new beer infront of me, I do not remember getting it.

I want more weed, I want more drugs, I want more beer, I want more sex.

i fucked a girl at work today, we fucked in the toilets.
ahhaha, i had to stop half way through, cuz i needed to pee, ya ever tried to pee with a boner? hahah, fuck me man. Anyway, this will make ya lauigh, for some reason, I got emabarassed peeing infront of her, i asked her to 'turn around' as i peed, she laughed, cutely, and obliged. God knows why i did that, she'd just been bouncing on my big ol' boner. Great gurl, a real honey,. she's japanese, ya ever fucked a japanese girl? they hardly make a noise, until they cum, then they make a soft 'squeak'. I know that's a generalisation, but i think ti;'s true. 'I' thought she was anglo-jap, but know, she's all japo-naise, she fucks like a bunny, jeeesis. Goid, i needed that. And yes, i used a rubber,why am i teling u this? I hate peolle who brage about their sexual...things, i'm not bragging, just stating simple facts. I want to fuck a spanish girl next, right in her fuckign ass.

All women like rough sex, i know this.

It's like Eddie Murphy said;

'I aint 'making love' to no one'

Fuck that.

I like sex, fast and hard, and that's exactly how women like it.
They like to be fingered slowly, and kissed softly, and have their nipples nibbled, then fingered harder, n kissed harder, they like the 'slow build up', which is exactly what i like that.
Ya ever fucked a girl so  hard, she demanded you fuck her ass?
Naaa, me neither.
I usually just do it, to 'end the session', softly though, and they love it.

That's what I love about women, here's the scoop;

'Everything you've ever wanted to do to a women, is exactly what they want done to them' - MRK

Women, are a gift from God, bless her.

I love women.

Jesus, 'Suki', NOT pronounced 'SUCKY'. hahaha, but 'Sue-Key', has the most beautiful hair I've ever seen.God it's so shiny, and it smells like flowers. And her pussy tasted like pure sex.

CONFESSION TIME: I loooooooove to eat pussy, I really, it's just so fucking erotic, so sexy...

(MUSIC TIME)

'Come,.....close-saaaaaaaa'
- Prince - 'Scandalous'

Mmmmmmmmmmm, yummy.

Women, are a gift from God, never forget it.

Wow, I work with so many hot chicks, at lunch time, I just, as Andy Williams said, 'Watch Girls Go By'', fucking hell, their tits, their ass, their hair, their juicy asses, in their tight pants, from side to side. Their juicy big tits in their tight sweaters, mmmmmmmmmmm. God, I'm horny.

And, yet I go on, and on, hahahahahahhah....

ALMOST YEARLY: You humble me with your praise.

La, la, lalalallalla, la, la, la, girls,

Mmmmmmmmmmm, girls.

'I got Se7en hours baby, so what you wanna do?'
- Prince

Shit, the most I've ever fucked for, is maybe two hours, (including foreplay) actually, penetrational fucking, maybe ten minutes!!!!!
I think i might suffer with premature ejaculation.
Is ten minutes good? HAHAHAHHAHHH.

Don't you love it when a babe trys to bite you when you're on top of her, fucking her pussy REALLY hard n fast, they love it.

That's what Iove,
The truth,
Being...

Women, love sex, just as much as men.

They just need that slow, seductive build up..

Unless, of course you've been with her for a while, and then...

'You know what I'd love Mike, we've been out, and you've been rubbing my thigh, all night, and we've been kissing, and we go home, and even before we get inside, you're wanting me, and you're rubbing me, and licking my lips, and when we get inisde, you just pull my panties down to my thighs, and push me onto the bed, so i'm bent over, with my ass in the air. And you just start fucking my cunt, as fast as you can, and you pull my hair, and you fuck me, and you cum inside me like a rocket. And I cum so hard, I drool on the sheet'
- ***** - Mmmmmmmmm

(TIME TO TAKE AN ALMIGHT PISS)

What is the point of all this shit?

I have no idea.

it's not easy being me, ya know.

I have ten trillion thoughts running through my head every second of the day.
That's why I do so much shit, thinking it will calm and sedate my mind, but it just adds to the madness. Fuck it. Get fucked up, fuck it all, that's what I say.
- C

(ANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTEEEEELOOOOPPPPPPPEEESSSSSS)

Suki,
Suki my dear,
I think,
I Love You.
Be my Yoko.
BE MY YOKO
B MAI Y'KO
BIYKO
Beko.

I think i am an alcoholic,...naah, I don't, but i do have a highly addictive demeanour, demean?

I need to fuck some more, i could fuck a bitches ass right now.

'The Maaaaaaaax'
- Prince

If you got a girl, fuck her hard.
Turn her on, so hard,
she tells you what,
she really wants,
Mmmm, such a tasty pussy.
Fucking, and fucking, and fucking.
Make her quiver,
make her shiver,
She wants it all,
She wants to cum, mmmmmmm...

The female voice is the most beautiful sound in the world.
Especially when excited.

Go ahead my dear, and dance.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I want to exist in your lips.
In your hips,
In Your Smile,
In Your Love,
Inside You.
And forever more.
I could lose myself inside you
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

The orgasm, is a gift from God. And I love her.
God, Is a Woman, and her love.
I want her to stand before me,
me, on my knees,
She, in no bra, and panties.
Me, licking her pussy,
Until, she moans,
She likes it, I like it.
She takes them off, I lick her pussy, as she stands before me.

*******************************************
Women love to be explored.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))....  ;)

I fingered her ass, while sucking her clit,
and she looked aggressive,
she looked obsessive.
She wants me inside her.
'Take your pants off', says she.
I do.
And I'm inside.
I push,
I thrust,
Into her cunt.
She is so wet, it's like bleeding.
I fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck,
fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck, I fuck,...
Her lips are wet, she looks like she wants my cum,
I pullit off into her face,
And she laughs,
And she licks,
I SUCK HER FUCKING CLIT!!!!!!!
As I continue to cum onto the bedsheet...

Me: 'You fucking bitch! MMMMMMMMMmmmmmm, god I love it...'

Her: OoooooohhhhhhhhmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm

Jet Set Willy

Cor that's a long one!

I wonder if he types it into word and copies and pastes rather than directly into the browser, imagine if a big one like that went awry!

Purple Tentacle

KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BORING FUCKING CUNT

Quote from: "Purple Tentacle"KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT
KEEP TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNT

Wasn't that lost with the other threads?
Wasn't that lost with the other threads?

Purple Tentacle

No, there's another one just a few below this one
No, there's another one just a few below this one
No, there's another one just a few below this one
No, there's another one just a few below this one
Why am I bumping this shite?

blue jammer

Wasn't it OK'd for him to post new threads as long as he stays within MM ?

Which he is doing.

Why antagonize him all the time? He's not being abusive to any of you.

If you don't like what he posts, just ignore it.

Cuh.

Frinky

Quote from: "blue jammer"Wasn't it OK'd for him to post new threads as long as he stays within MM ?

He was already asked to keep them in one thread, on the old board.

Cuh.

blue jammer

Quote from: "Frinky"He was already asked to keep them in one thread, on the old board.

Cuh.

I know, but after that, wasn't it OK'd for him to create new threads, due to the length of his posts (oeerrr)

Cuh. Cuh.

Frinky

Quote from: "blue jammer"I know, but after that, wasn't it OK'd for him to create new threads, due to the length of his posts (oeerrr)

Cuh. Cuh.

When did that happen?

Cuh.

blue jammer

Can't remember, but I'm sure it did, else 1 thread would take ages to get through.

(You were meant to reply with Cuh. Cuh. Cuh. - clearly you've not heard Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Adventures Of Grandmaster Flash On The Wheels Of Steel) ;)

Frinky

Well, it was always assumed, I thought, that only he read them, so length wasn't a problem (titter). Maybe one of the mods can merge it if it's that much of an issue. It's just that theres so few threads in MM right now, etc.

And yes, you'd be right. Cuh. Cuh. Cuh. Is that any better? Or is it too late now?

Smackhead Kangaroo

Did anyone actually read the original post?
Jesus I wish I hadn't.

Oh well some constructive criticism.
Structure please.
Repeating fuck is not poetic or interesting. to anyone. ever.
tlaking about dogsex is not controversial or remotely interesting. You haven't provided anything enightening from your typings.
Please stop.
have you considered self mutilation instead? I hear it's dead alternative.

Space ghost

also,you would never stop during sex to have a pee,its impossible.

ccab

Leave the poor sod alone. Why shouldn't he post creative writing in multimongia, even if you don't see it as creative writing? Let him get on with it & cut out the abuse. You all sound like trolls.

Des Nilsen


hencole

No it's not, it's crap. Anyone of us could write inane drivel that might well be interesting in small doses. And thats the problem. There was one piece he did with the African film reviewer that was I thought actually very good, and had some thought behind it. The general quality is piss poor though. If there was just one other verbwhore who felt the need to write reams and reams for their own ego trip, the site would rapidly go down hill. The worry is, that new members will sigh up and think it OK to fill the forum with this sort of stuff (very much like what happen for a while in the earlier days, with sub-morris monolouges every other post). He never enters into anything else on the forums and uses multimongia as his own personal web space with little consideration for what it's supposed to be used for.

dekionplexis

'Cuz I'm the wrong nigga to fuck wid!'
- Ice Cube

.................

Jesus...

'You buy a piece of paradise, you buy a piece of me'
- 'Cuz Jesus he knows me..'
 - Genesis

(((((((((myyyyyyyyy liiiiiiipppppppppppsssss arrree greeeeeeeeeeeeen))))))))

BATMAN

BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

BATMAAAAAAN!

Go, go, go with a smile..

BAT- DAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNCE

Keep bustin'

Too much funk than a skunk,
Too much punk for a monk,
Too much soul for a mole,
Too much...

Too high, oh shit.....heeeeeeeeellllpppppppp!!!!
HELP, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPP¬!

SHit, 2 high

gotta pee, gonna pee, gonna git up 2pee...

YA!

,,,,,

(i just looked at myself in the mirror, it was scary
very scary)

eyes, pupils, so small....i looked weird,
i looked wired.

i am numb
hands are all slippy
this is scary,
this is weird.
this is typing.
this is wired.

i aaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmm hiiiiiiighhhhh,

'I wannnnnnt too get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, so high'
- Cypress Hill

I want to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, so high
I want to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, so high.
I want to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, so high,
I want to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, so high.


i am toi high gotts go

imitationleather

EDIT: I can't be bothered to help you out.