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Dusty Gozongas

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Mr. Patel (please read)
« on: October 31, 2006, 07:25:07 PM »
Please see that Aubrey is okay.  He strikes me as one of the more well amongst us and it has to be said that he holds you in  very high regard, though Christ knows why.

Do you percchance know of any stuff like what he does?  Silly question, I know, but I imagine you two share stuff. Thoughts and stuff.  What's it like? Tell me.

Aubrey Barkus

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Re: Mr. Patel (please read)
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 07:47:23 PM »
Quote from: "arqarqa"
Please see that Aubrey is okay.  He strikes me as one of the more well amongst us and it has to be said that he holds you in  very high regard, though Christ knows why.

Do you percchance know of any stuff like what he does?  Silly question, I know, but I imagine you two share stuff. Thoughts and stuff.  What's it like? Tell me.


Mr Patel here- my daughter Nina has helped me log on to Mr Barkus' account so I can reply.
I am not sure what he does to be honest.  I once saw him 'figure skating' on a damp NCP car park in the belief it was the Thames.  He has tried to get into the glove compartment of my Mondeo.  Earlier he was "trick or treating" dressed as a a baby in a 'pram' made from an old cardboard box.  He kept pointing to his legs sticking out of the box and shouting "Bernie Clifton!"  I do not know why.  The treats he was demanding were alcohol.  The trick was "pissing through their letterbox."  He made some reference to "the blue place" at this point.  Again I do not know why.  
He is a very ill man.

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