Author Topic: Search Nazi's Search or Sex Shenanigans  (Read 1971 times)

Search Nazi's Search or Sex Shenanigans
« on: November 02, 2006, 09:07:26 AM »
Dear Aubrey,

Mrs. Search Nazi is concerned that I am spending too much time making love to her, and not spending enough searching through all the posts on this site. Much as I love spending hours going through all the arguments over the most minute details on here, I cannot resist her when she dons her Nazi uniform, puts Wagner on the gramophone and marches up and down the house.

Is there anything you could suggest to help?

Aubrey Barkus

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Re: Search Nazi's Search or Sex Shenanigans
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 11:25:04 AM »
Quote from: "The Search Nazi"
Dear Aubrey,

Mrs. Search Nazi is concerned that I am spending too much time making love to her, and not spending enough searching through all the posts on this site. Much as I love spending hours going through all the arguments over the most minute details on here, I cannot resist her when she dons her Nazi uniform, puts Wagner on the gramophone and marches up and down the house.

Is there anything you could suggest to help?


Dear Mr Nazi,

It is Mr Patel here on Mr Barkus' account again.  I am afraid he has disappeared.  He jemmied his way into my Mondeo and took off in it.  This is disturbing on a number of levels not least as he has two broken legs and cannot, as far as I know, drive.  There was an unconfirmed sighting in a layby on the A3, where I think he might be living in my car.
Your wife sounds most interesting!  Maybe she would like to vist my shop just off RIchmond Hill where there is currently a two for one deal on cosmetics, crisps and most tinned goods.

Mr Patel.

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