Hello there. I hope you are well and recovering from the last bout of old age you had.
I was wondering, why I am now forced to call laptops 'Notebooks'?
Seen as you are a person who has seen trends come and go like so much crumbly wedding cake, I thought you would be suited to respond to this question.
Many thanks,
I.
And with one bound he was free!
I think it must have been me inhaling the aerosol demister but I found myself with superhuman strength! I gnawed through the back seat of the Mondeo and burrowed my way into the main part of the car like a fat old mole dragging his fractured hind limbs behind him!
Am now in a restaurant eating as fast as I can before they find out I haven't got a brass farthing! Plan's an old one- they bring the bill, I stand up and piss on the table, they throw me out. Hey Presto! I'm full of grub and haven't even had to stuggle to the gents to boot!
Now; notebooks, is it that as the trend to miniaturise continues, the- oh God this is dull. Look on 'Wikipedia' or something. Ah! Here comes the bill. Wish me luck!
