Topic: I'm having a small problem

[Voluntary Mastectomy]

Honestly Aubrey, or whoever the fuck is masquerading as Aubrey, my problem exists in that I am really failing to ascertain on any level whatsoever, where the fucking humour is in what you've been posting for the past couple of weeks.

If by any chance you can find the time, please could you post something in this section that could be seen as vaguely entertaining.

Thanks.

[Aubrey Barkus]

Honestly Aubrey, or whoever the fuck is masquerading as Aubrey, my problem exists in that I am really failing to ascertain on any level whatsoever, where the fucking humour is in what you've been posting for the past couple of weeks.

If by any chance you can find the time, please could you post something in this section that could be seen as vaguely entertaining.

Thanks.

Sorry; same old, same old!  And 6.41; aren't you the early bird!  I expect you've been out for a run!  I picture you with ruddy cheeks and tight shorts, hair all tousled. Maybe you wore a walkman when you were out exerting yourself and lithely leapt over puddles and bracken in time to the strains of the Human League (I've no idea about them, but I found a copy of the Guinness book of Hit Singles on top of a bus shelter the other day).  Maybe you blow your nose like a footballer, closing one nostril and blowing hard out the other, directly onto the grass.  
As for 'entertaining' hmm, how about a picture of a dog wearing a hat? http://www.costumedogs.com/images/04-15-2006.jpg