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In your honour
« on: November 06, 2006, 08:03:20 PM »
Dear Aubrey

I am great with child. My confinement is expected within a few short weeks and alas, the child's father has abandoned me.

As I am destitute I have no option but to put the child up for adoption in the hopes that a rich lady will bring him up to be a fine upstanding man like his father. However, as the months have progressed and my belly has swollen I have taken great comfort from the quickenings I feel from the babe contained within and even though I will never hear him call me 'Mother' I feel I must give the child a name which I can sob into my pillow at night. I have long been an admirer of yours and, as such, I would be honoured if you would give your blessing to the name I have chosen.



What do you think of 'Darren'?

Yours expectantly

Petula Dusty (Miss)

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Re: In your honour
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 09:05:35 PM »
Quote from: "petula dusty"
Dear Aubrey

I am great with child. My confinement is expected within a few short weeks and alas, the child's father has abandoned me.

As I am destitute I have no option but to put the child up for adoption in the hopes that a rich lady will bring him up to be a fine upstanding man like his father. However, as the months have progressed and my belly has swollen I have taken great comfort from the quickenings I feel from the babe contained within and even though I will never hear him call me 'Mother' I feel I must give the child a name which I can sob into my pillow at night. I have long been an admirer of yours and, as such, I would be honoured if you would give your blessing to the name I have chosen.



What do you think of 'Darren'?

Yours expectantly

Petula Dusty (Miss)


I 'bet' you'd like to 'raise' him yourself.
What does a name say about us?  Well, look:

http://www.sens.org/AdGbio.htm
http://www.britannia.com/wonder/images/aubrey.jpg
http://www-maths.swan.ac.uk/staff/at/aubrey2006a.jpg
http://www.thechestnut.com/aubrey/003.jpg
http://www.aubreymartin.co.uk/

fuck all, apparently.

Take from that what you will!

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