Hot new turd action (Polish a turd 2)

[Suttonpubcrawl]

A list of participants for a new turd has started in the other thread, but it seems like it'd be tidier to keep the new turd separate. You always flush the toilet before doing another shit, don't you? Here's the thread for the second turd.

Here's the list of people who want in so far:
swarfmonkey
Some bloke
imitationleather
Al Tha Funkee Homosapien
Doc Daneeka
zozman
Suttonpubcrawl

Who else wants to polish the turd?

[sproggy]

I don't know much but I know shit from Shinola, I'm in goddamit.

[Huzzie]

The title of this thread should have been.

"Polish a..." number two.

Ahhhh gug gug gug!

[Flook]

I'll have a stab

[Deadman97]

Ha, shit stabber.

Not sure if I'm pointing out what he was clearly implying there

[Cardinal Tit Storm]

*pulls up a stool*

[Marvin]

Ah go on.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I was thinking about how maybe this time we could have an A turd and a B turd that go opposite was to each other because the people at the top of the list don't have much to do and it's a bit boring for them and also the people at the bottom of the list just twiddle their thumbs for a while waiting for a turd to pass and that's a bit boring for them. That idea could be a bit of a disaster though.

[Purple Tentacle]

Oh yeah, I'll do some polishing.

[fanny splendid]

My real name isn't Alex or Robin, but I'd still like to play.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

anymore takers? Otherwise we should kick this mutha off.

[swarfmonkey]

I'm having problems with Photoshop at the mo so can I slip down the list a couple of places.

Since SPC started this thread I think he should decide the running order.

[Banana Woofwoof]

I'd like to polish that turd, please.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

I'll take on the task of organising this if you want.

Who wants to do the A and B turd idea? I'm up for it if other people are.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I think that idea is great and whoever though it up must be a fucking genius.

[Purple Tentacle]

Come on cunts, start this now.

I nearly wrote "Up Your Arts: Rest in peace" in that bleak 6 word thread, and I KNOW you don't want me to start doing white-hot satire like that.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Okay final list of peeps doing it. Anyone who wants to join now well you can't. Tough shit.


Deadman97 (don't ask me)
imitationleather
Al Tha Funkee Homosapien
Doc Daneeka
zozman
Suttonpubcrawl
sproglette
Flook
swarfmonkey
Cardinal Tit Storm (i think?)
Marvin.
Purple Tentacle
fanny splendid
Banana Woofwoof

If we are doing some double turd action then both Deadman and BWW need to start this shite off. If not then just Deadman send something to imitation leather. Send all A turds to Suttonpubcrawl and all B turds to me. Or don't if we're not doing that. Try and be careful not to fuck it up as I know you people have limited skills at doing more than one thing at a time and getting those things vaguelly right. Okay GO!

[Deadman97]

Okay, I'm starting the A turd. I'm pushing... hhnnnng... Aaaah.

Turd A neatly packaged in tissue paper and sent to Suttonpubcrawl.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

I didn't receive it in tissue paper. This is a disgrace. I have shit on my hands. On my hands! This is even worse than when I sat in some dog shit at a fireworks display.

[Purple Tentacle]

Come ON!

And is Turd B happening then or what?

[zozman]

And why did the mysterious Deadman97 pass it to SPC?

[Banana Woofwoof]

Because the idiotic BWW didn't check the fucking thread.  I will wait quietly for a turd.

[swarfmonkey]

Why not start the second turd now, BWW?  There's still time

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

What's the status on this. Has it got constipated already?

[Deadman97]

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[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

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[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

huh?

[zozman]

What the bloody hell is going on with this then?

[Suttonpubcrawl]

Right, I have discovered that imitationleather was not sent the turd by... err, what's his name again? I've sent it on now but in future could people please send their A turd not just to me, but to both me and the next person on the list. Oh, and BWW, get started on the B turd, you slaaaaag.

[Banana Woofwoof]

Slightly art-deco turd has been sent to fanny.