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Sentence Game 3: The Reckoning

Started by Al Tha Funkee Homosapien, November 19, 2006, 06:49:05 PM

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Suttonpubcrawl


fanny splendid


Koant

Sentence well received but I won't be able to do anything before this evening. Will let the whole world know when it's done and passed onto shite on a bike .

Purple Tentacle

'Allo princess...

..Should we be sending our mongs and sentences to someone for collection or what?

I mean if nobody wants to do it, I don't mind doing it.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

I've done it for the past few mong games so perhaps it's time for me to pass the ceremonial underpants onto someone else.

Purple Tentacle

Send stuff to me then. I'm giddy with power and responsibility.

Koant

Picture sent to shite ona bike.
The things you make me draw, people ! I'm shocked !

shite on a bike

Sentence sent to Zozman. What the hell was that picture all about then, eh? eh? looks like (something or other) ON ACID! har har har.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

I may have to delay things for a bit because I'm going away until Sunday. Hey, at least told you. What? Fuck off!

zozman

I'll bodge something off tonight.  Some of us have to pretend to work for a living you know....

zozman

Mong passed to Lt. Plonker and PT.

Halfway there!

Lt Plonker

So my sentence goes round back to Al Tha Funkee Homosapien, yes?

swarfmonkey

Quote from: "Lt Plonker"So my sentence goes round back to Al Tha Funkee Homosapien, yes?
Yes and a copy to PT for compilation porpoises.

Lt Plonker

Sentence passed on to Homo and PT!

zozman

Ah - I confused myself.  I thought Lt Plonker passed back to me, and it reversed.  Just as well, cos I'm going away for the night.

swarfmonkey

Get a fuckin' move on, Al, you cunt!

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

I WAS IN CORNWALL ALL WEEKEND YOU FUCKING CUNT! I'M NOW DOING IT YOU GAY BOY!

Purple Tentacle

I'm literally vomiting with rage.

Literally vomiting.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Picture sent to Purple Tentacle. There. Happy now? Cunts.

swarfmonkey

Woo! Only 75 hours to knock up a picture. Well done Al



About fuckin' time,too. Fucking cock-knocker!

Purple Tentacle

Sentence sent to, er, whassisface. Thingy.

Deadman97

Image to swarfmonkey then to PT, yes?
EDIT: Done!

Marvin

Mr Tentacle, am I right in thinking I need to send my mong from the other day?

Purple Tentacle

Er, yes please.

I feel like a junior minister who volunteered to collate and catalogue all the information on why Northern Ireland is so pissed off, and I'm just sitting in my office, papers all over the floor in tumbling piles, sobbing and sobbing and panicking and sobbing and wanking and sobbing at the mammoth task I've stupidly given myself, with all five phones incessently ringing, and Gerry Adams getting pissed off waiting in reception, and Ian Paisley's coming for his appointment in five minutes, what am I going to do, what am I going to do.......

Marvin

Get some bullet-proof kneepads before Al comes back.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Cuh, it's not hard. Just outsource the collating to a company in India and then overcharge your employers for the effort.

Deadman97

Or stop your whining and get on with it.

Deadman97


swarfmonkey

I'm done!

Sentence passed onto Poiple Testicle and inanimatelederhosen

Purple Tentacle


NAZI HOUSEKEEPING TIME

Achtung! I've collated the story so far, and THERE ARE PIECES MISSING.

To avoid the full brunt of my nazifury, please could I have:

1) Suttonpubcrawl's sentence to Marvin.  
2) Fanny's sentence to Koant
3) Shite on a Bike's sentence to zozman

Obviously either the sender or sendee can PM me with the requisite sentences.


You will comply, or I shall invade Poland. And attempt to invade Russia without any decent coats.