Sentence Game 3: The Reckoning

[zozman]

(picture)
NAZI HOUSEKEEPING TIME

Achtung! I've collated the story so far, and THERE ARE PIECES MISSING.

To avoid the full brunt of my nazifury, please could I have:

1) Suttonpubcrawl's sentence to Marvin.  
2) Fanny's sentence to Koant
3) Shite on a Bike's sentence to zozman

Obviously either the sender or sendee can PM me with the requisite sentences.


You will comply, or I shall invade Poland. And attempt to invade Russia without any decent coats.

Shite on a Bike's sentence passed to the Oppressor.  Stop oppressing me, you oppressor.

[swarfmonkey]

PT, SCREWFIX DIRECT have just phoned me. They said the 11-holed shower heads are in stock but the Zyklon-B won't be delivered until Thursday afternoon.
Is that ok?

[Purple Tentacle]

Gut! Ich now haff all ze pieces for ze compiling. You may continue mit your little gaaaame.

Schnell!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Just a little tip. 6th June. Normandy. I'll say no more.

[shite on a bike]

(picture)
NAZI HOUSEKEEPING TIME

Achtung! I've collated the story so far, and THERE ARE PIECES MISSING.

To avoid the full brunt of my nazifury, please could I have:

1) Suttonpubcrawl's sentence to Marvin.  
2) Fanny's sentence to Koant
3) Shite on a Bike's sentence to zozman

Obviously either the sender or sendee can PM me with the requisite sentences.


You will comply, or I shall invade Poland. And attempt to invade Russia without any decent coats.

Shite on a Bike's sentence passed to the Oppressor.  Stop oppressing me, you oppressor.

Eh? what? oh aye, right. Cheers.

Don't invade Poland now please. If you do where the HELL will I get my smack.

[zozman]

Obligatory "come on you lazy fuckers".

[imitationleather]

Sorry about the delay there, I've passed it on now.

[Cardinal Tit Storm]

Sentence sent to SPC and PT.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Come on you flaming homos. Step to it!

[swarfmonkey]

Fucking listen to HER!


"Doctor, Mr Funkee Homosapien is here. It sounds like another case of convenient memory syndrome"

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I've already explained that I was in CORNWALL WHERE THEY DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marvin]

I was in Cornwall recently and saw TWO computers, your story just doesn't add up.

GET A MOVE ON WHORES

[Lt Plonker]

This round has now taken longer then when I fucked it up the first time!

Eat that swarfmonkey! :D

[Deadman97]

One kiddy, waiting for the sentence game, cried all the water out of his body.

It's a fucking disgrace.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

My apologies, the sentence is with me right now and I'll submit my picture tomorrow. After I submit my picture I will hang myself in disgrace. I am so sorry.

[Marvin]

Sentence sent to fanny.

[fanny splendid]

Picture sent to Koant and PT.

[Marvin]

Now that's good timekeeping!

[Koant]

...And sentence passed on to shite on a bike. Almost there!

[swarfmonkey]

Don't forget to forward your entries to Purple Tentacle too.

PT are you going to do the final sentence when Lt Plonker sends his picture to you?*


*If the tardy, arty, stroppy cunt doesn't decide to go on another coke and whore bender

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Come on you twats. Anyone would think that you had something more important to do.

[zozman]

/Cornish voice/

We don't take kindly to people having lives outside of this forum around here..... Arrrrrrrrr

[shite on a bike]

right, picture sent to zozman and purple tentacle

[zozman]

And passed on a subsequent basis to Lt. P and PT.

[Tits McGee]

Yesterday. Elvis appeared before my eyes.

[Lt Plonker]

I'll get this done tonight!

[zozman]

It's tonight!

[Lt Plonker]

Tooniiiiiiiight, won't be like any night!
Tonight the stars, Up in the sky,
Will be shining on me and my baby tonight...

All done. I have passed my picture onto PT, and that should be it, yes?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Well we need a final sentence but PT could probably do that.

Sort it aghhttt you slagz.

[Purple Tentacle]

That's it, it's all over, who would be a football manager?


Well, I've just finished Defcon, and it's time for bed. You will have to wait until tomorrow.

No no, I've had my last word, go to bed little ones.