Twenty-One Screename Words

[Tits McGee]

Sitting in the café, the Part Chimp, part human cyborg opened his copy of the Pink’ Un and began to read

You must use a screename in each sentence.

[neveragain]

And, err, but he didn't, it was all a dream - sorry, that was a bit of a weak ender.

[swarfmonkey]

I wouldn't worry, he's not choking. He's not turned Purple. Tent a cleared area in the garden for his oxygen supply.

[amp]

He turned and looked at her fanny. "Splendid!" he exclaimed, "your chuff is quite ample for my rubbish monkey to impale."

[terminallyrelaxed]

"Fine" she said, but you'd better come on my tits, McGee...

[Catalogue Trousers]

"...and take off those bloody Catalogue Trousers first."

Little Tommy suppressed a lecherous Titter. Felatio seemed an imminent and messy Imperative...

(Sorry for the shameless self-promotion there)

[actwithoutwords]

"Why is little Tommy not enjoying our Christmas holiday in the Caribbean?"
"He hates wearing shorts, I think he Mrs. Trousers."

Eat my puns.

[John Self]

Eight Taiwanese Teenagers Almost Yearly Banana Woofwoof Mr. Analytical ffogems Abbatoir worker Sherringford Hovis The Boston Crab gazzyk1ns butnut falafel thepuffpastryhangman!

[Tits McGee]

all ganged up and ate john self for spoiling this fun game! Meanwhile, Verbwhores were planning their almost yearly Bouncy Castle meet.