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The new "Ripper"?

Started by surreal, December 11, 2006, 06:22:47 PM

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Almost Yearly

Quote from: "amputeeporn"The Suffolk-ater.
Wouldn't murder Norfolk prostitutes.

Slaaaaabs

Quote from: "Almost Yearly"
Quote from: "amputeeporn"The Suffolk-ater.
Wouldn't murder Norfolk prostitutes.

Well he's Norfolk-ed any of 'em apparently.

Brutus Beefcake

He's just a poor imitation of the last ripper isn't he?

Orias

Tractor Ripper?

Ipswich were the Tractor Boys weren't they?  Certainly remember singing "Get back on your tractors" during the mid 90's when Ipswich came to Fratton Park.

amputeeporn

It's pretty terrible that all the police seem able to do is say; "don't go out there ladies"...I'm confident that if a girl could take any month off wearing skimpy clothes on a street-corner, December would be it. Must be an awful enough life anyway without all this.

What's the thing with prostitution, something like the act itself is legal, but soliciting sex/kerb crawling is illegal?

Huzzie

Surely this guy can't be at large in the same area for much longer, maybe even another murder would be impossible now.

Has a killer of this type got any chance of a long run in modern day UK? Possibly in a different area, it would seem that he has transport if he indeed has murdered this latest girl.

As the guy above says, it must be so horrible for the girls right now, I know it would probably cause more problems than it solved but if only the police could get their ket out and give the girls a couple of bags and a rock a day.

Purple Tentacle

Maybe, as well as killing women, he also copies loads of DVDs, hence his moniker.

No, that wasn't worth posting.

Almost Yearly

Remember the Date Ripper?


It took them soooo long to find out, but they found out.

Huzzie

Are you saying the guy active in Ipswich could be the

Date Ripper, yeah?


could be called :


the suffolk suffocater

the suffolik slasher

the prossie predator


the tractor land tormentor

Huzzie

Uhmm, just incase my oh so subtle humour was too subtle, I was carrying on your joke with the singing and the pop.


Forums can be so confusing, I'm going to worry about meing missunderstood all night now.

the midnight watch baboon

Every kerb whore should be assigned a verbwhore to watch over them. We'd be whore buddies! It'd be like that 'Someone to watch over me' film, except quite different and more sarcastic.

Almost Yearly

I was referencing your Location, Huzzles. Look, really Sarge, we've wasted enough time on this for him to kill another girl.

Huzzie

NOw I'll be up all night worrying that I missunderstand everyone else.

God, I just wish I was a prostitute in Ipswich!

EDIT: Actually, that's a horrible thing to say.

Almost Yearly

I'd buy a ride sweetheart.

Huzzie

It doesn't seem quite so horrible anymore.

Almost Yearly

Actually, leaving aside your touching bit of empathy for the crackwhores of Suffolk* a couple of pages ago, with which of course I agree, it does occur to me that at the moment you can likely get a really excellent rate for the whole night, down gazzy's way.

*Just doesn't sound right somehow.

Still Not George

Quote from: "Almost Yearly"the crack whores of Suffolk*

*Just doesn't sound right somehow.
"Crack Whore" has always sounded weird to me anyway. There's always been this possibility that it's referring to some really well-trained, well-skilled whores with military precision techniques...

Still Not George

Quote from: "the midnight watch baboon"Every kerb whore should be assigned a verbwhore to watch over them. We'd be whore buddies! It'd be like that 'Someone to watch over me' film, except quite different and more sarcastic.
That'd be potentially cool but less fun in practice.

"Your latest commercial fuck was so tired and old, you used to be much better than this y'know."

Not to mention the wanking and crying would put off the punters.

Almost Yearly

:)



Hmm, wouldn't want to defuse a bomb on crack, from what I've seen.

V

Did he pay them extra for an unhappy finish?

ccbaxter

Npw that the story seems to have bumped itself up in momentum - the first two prostitutes had been missing since October, but now we're in feverish-update-by-the-half-hour territory - perhaps the murderer him(/her)/self will realise their time must be almost up, and start with the cocky signals to police, media et al...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uklatest/story/0,,-6273324,00.html

Hang him....!

Pinball

Quote from: "Labian Quest"I don't understand why the tabloids always insist on giving these people what could be regarded as cool-sounding names like 'The ripper' or 'The panther' why not call them something like 'The loathsome shit' or 'Needledick'?
Lonesome dangerous git?

Rev

QuoteMr Kalbraier, managing director of Call Connection, a call centre operating in the insurance industry, based in Ipswich, said: "That's C.A.L.L C.O.N.N.E.C.T.I.O.N.  Oh, what?  The dead whores?  Terrible business.  I know some women, you know.  Makes you think."

hansen mork

Why aren't the pimps looking after their girls?

SetToStun

Quote from: "hansen mork"Why aren't the pimps looking after their girls?

They're waiting for luminous flares and leopard-print hats to go out of fashion in Suffolk - at the moment no-one can tell them apart from the general public, leading to general confusion.

mothman



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mook


mothman