שמח ×—× ×•×›×”

[Cardinal Tit Storm]

Mmm, port for breakfast. Cheers folks.

[Hypodeemic Nerdle]

[Hypodeemic Nerdle]

Arseclag!

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Horaay, the Christmas Day hangover!

[butnut]

Ah, the wonders of digital television. I'm watching a very festive edition of 'The World at War' on UKTV History. 10 O'Clock Christmas morning - just the time for the Holocaust.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

!×—×' שמח כל אח×"

Stop typing in Elvish!

[Hypodeemic Nerdle]

!×—×' שמח כל אח×"

Stop typing in Elvish!

RASICT.

[Mr. Analytical]

Oh it's elvish... thank fuck for that, I thought Mayer was trying to awaken Great Cthulhu.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Yeah, fucking elves - flouncing around with their immortality and their nice shiny daggers.  Why don't they fuck off to the Ever-Dying Lands, that's what I say.

[difbrook]

And a very merry christmas to you all from me as well...

[boki]

(picture)

He really is one scary, scary lookin' mofo, in't he?  Put me right off my big Xmas dump, that has.

(not that I'm reading this on the bog, you understand, I was just about to go)

[Cerys]

Happy Winter Festival of Capitalism, Fun, Friendship and Eating Too Much!

I want to open presents.  And I can't open presents because of a self-imposed ban on doing so until SNG wakes up.  Clearly I have a moral obligation to stuff my face with chocolate as an alternative.  Boohoo.

[TraceyQ]

Kick the fucker out of bed!

I lay in bed for an hour from 7-8 waiting for the kids to wake up until I could take no more and started stamping around my room, coughing loudly.  It did the trick and now my living room resembles Hamleys.

[Charlie Potatoes]

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass
Kiss your ass
Kiss his ass
Happy Chanuka

And god bless all of us.

[Hypodeemic Nerdle]

Have a Cruel Yule!
http://ape-law.com/jonmorris/openbook/stories/yuletide/01.html

[Cerys]

Kick the fucker out of bed!

That would be nasty - especially as he's still asleep because he looked after Beth all night so I could snooze, the lovely bloke.

[domesticgoddess]

Merry Christmas, everyone!  I've just got back from the pub, and now it's time to get one with preparing Christmas dinner, playing board games and getting drunk.  Hope you all have a good one.

[wasp_f15ting]

YES, Merry christmas to everyone, I am feeling far happier than I have done all year. Its been a very very shit year for me. But today I am joyous without any real reason.

[butnut]

I CLAIM FIRST RACIST GRAN POST:

"Oh, it's one of those wogs that I can cook things in."

She meant 'wok', of course.

[micanio]

Merry Christmas 'whores.....

Just had my dinner....time to sleep.....while listening to my new iPod - it's green!!

Hope you all have a good one....

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Fucking coal again!  And I'm all electric.

Merry Christmas, readers!

[Des Nilsen]

I got a Jesus action figure from my sister, which was lovely. Plus new converses, stripey socks, a Floyd tee shirt, some ever-useful blank disks and a 12-pack of Cider. Yum!

Merry xmas, folkies. RIP James Brown.

[Slaaaaabs]

I got the red version of the watch they wear on Battlestar Galactica (Nixon Scout). Yeah I'm a nerd.

Oh and the Planet Earth 5 disc set!

[kenneth trousers]

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[Garam]

I got me a Wodehouse omnibus, the Jeeves and Wooster boxset (which they bought first, by mistake), Bowie's Station to Station and the Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister boxset. All of them are new to me.

Not even icy here. Pfbbfbfbfbtt

[Hoogstraten'sSmilingUlcer]

I envy you - you get to watch Yes (Prime) Minister for the first time. Still, I can't wait to watch Harvey Keitel lose it tonight in Bad Lieutenant and I got The Rutles too, which is completely new to me.

[Felatio Imperative]

I know you all think I'm a cunt but Happy Christmas anyway...

[Why I Hate Tables]

At 2 this morning I arrived drunk dressed as Santa to a family's house, yelling "LET ME IN! I WANT TO GIVE YOU TOYS".

Then I woke up.

Merry Christmas and may James Brown rest in peace.

And in the spirit of Christmas, Felatio, you're not a cunt in my eyes.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Happy Christmas to one and all. I'm off up to Bamburgh for a few days so hopefully we'll get some snow up there like last year.

Given the nature of good things- IE- being fleeting and unpreditcable, CaB remains a pleasant constant. Best wishes to you lot.

[Still Not George]

Happy Whoremas, Christs.