Author Topic: שמח חנוכה  (Read 3813 times)

Marv Orange

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« Reply #60 on: December 25, 2006, 08:03:07 PM »
The emmerdale closing theme music with the choir on just now made my god-damn Christmas.

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« Reply #61 on: December 25, 2006, 09:00:10 PM »
I got socks and chocolate.

I don't know what it is but to me Christmas always seems a bit anticlimactic these days.

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« Reply #62 on: December 25, 2006, 09:58:34 PM »
I kicked my family's arses at some quiz game on Playstation with an animated Jason Donovan soundalike host and then drank lakes of red wine. Happy chrissschhhthhmathhhhschhh you lovelyfugginpeople....RIP The Hardest Working Man In Showbusiness (no, David Mitchell hasn't died)

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« Reply #63 on: December 25, 2006, 10:15:55 PM »
Yeah, me again- drubk as a cunt, my game score is three-for-three, every gaem I play I fucking win at, fear me you cunts, merry christmas again.

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« Reply #64 on: December 26, 2006, 12:29:31 AM »
It's still Christmas so as I'm feeling festive and filled with the glory of Jesus Christ our saviour, I want to say that I love you all and this place is the only sanctuary from the madness of the world that I can rely on 24/7. I'm hovering my virtual mistletoe over the forum to give you all a big e-kiss, especially the super fellas who keep this place running.

And I haven't even had a drink yet.

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« Reply #65 on: December 26, 2006, 12:50:13 AM »
Scream scream scream whinge whinge whinge. I've been walking the little cunt up and down for an hour and she won't go to sleep. Now I've given her to Ces in lieu of my spine imploding and she's yelling at her like she's having her legs torn off. Fucking babies. Whose bright idea was this anyway?

Merry fucking Christmas.

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« Reply #66 on: December 26, 2006, 01:15:38 AM »
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socks and chocolate


Could be a good novel.

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« Reply #67 on: December 26, 2006, 01:51:31 AM »
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Scream scream scream whinge whinge whinge. I've been walking the little cunt up and down for an hour and she won't go to sleep.

Okay, but how's the baby?

Only word for me now.

Sated. Have a good boxing day all. Still love the forum, even though it's full of cunts x

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« Reply #68 on: December 26, 2006, 06:59:37 AM »
Beth is now sleeping like ... well, a baby.  Mummy magic triumphs.  For now.  Yawn.

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« Reply #69 on: December 26, 2006, 10:49:52 AM »
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Scream scream scream whinge whinge whinge.


Could be colic, have you stocked-up on Inficol?  My two suffered bad from it and screamed blue murder, this seemd to help.

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« Reply #70 on: December 26, 2006, 11:38:51 AM »
I've got the flu.  only thing i've had to eat is the juice from 9p chicken noodles for the past 3 days, thought i would be fine by today, am i fuck.  stuck in my flat, all my presents are still at my mums as is my dinner.  totally pissed right off.

Cant even get out the house to buy my box-sets.  This christmas, I AM NOT HAPPY.

FUCKING FLU.

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« Reply #71 on: December 26, 2006, 11:43:00 AM »
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Cant even get out the house to buy my box-sets.  This christmas, I AM NOT HAPPY.


That's what the internet is for!

(as well as porn and VW, obviously)

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« Reply #72 on: December 26, 2006, 12:04:11 PM »

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« Reply #73 on: December 26, 2006, 12:07:08 PM »
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I kicked my family's arses at some quiz game on Playstation with an animated Jason Donovan soundalike host  


Ha, me too followed by numerous accusations of cheating and 'the number one buzzer is obviously faster, cause I defo pressed first'. And it actually is Jason Donavon.

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« Reply #74 on: December 26, 2006, 01:17:49 PM »
Alkihol is baddddd.... Oh dear I feel so spaced out. Why do we have to drink...

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« Reply #75 on: December 26, 2006, 01:51:26 PM »
effinelle - that looks alarmingly like Jon Pertwee. A Pertwee scat video is something that I really don't want to think about...

Nonetheless, a very merry Christmas and festive season to all of those here! (I got a brilliant book on the making of The Brothers Grimm. I'm amazed and thankful that Terry Gilliam hasn't succumbed to multiple heart attacks by now...)

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« Reply #76 on: December 26, 2006, 02:43:22 PM »
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Scream scream scream whinge whinge whinge.


Could be colic, have you stocked-up on Inficol?  My two suffered bad from it and screamed blue murder, this seemd to help.


I suspect she was just wakeful - she's been as good as gold for me so far today.  The problem SNG's having is that she seems to favour nocturnalism (can't think where she gets that from, ahem), so demands a lot of attention and sensory stimulation at night.  Cheers for the Inficol tip, though - we'll make a note of it for future reference, just in case.  Meanwhile, SNG sleeps the sleep of the greatly knackered.  I think she broke him.