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Celebrity Big Brother 2007.

Started by TraceyQ, January 01, 2007, 05:10:39 PM

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weekender

QuoteWarning: there may be strobe lighting effects.

Am I the only one hoping that when it gets to 9pm, he turns round and says:

QuoteWarning: the following programme may contain strong language.  If you're one of those cunting fuckers who are easily offended, please turn to another channel now.

TotalNightmare

and then... all of a sudden, i felt sorry for the S Club wench!

i think she'll be one of the first to cry.

now i wish to protect her (i told you i was ill)

ffogems

Quote from: "Tokyo Sexwhale"Coming up!

Don't do that.

Purple Tentacle

There's a video of her wanking her cunt that's done the rounds if you know where to look.

Her off S Club, not Leo Sayer.


danielreal2k

Leo, what the hell is he doing there, hasnt he got like £500 million

Tokyo Sexwhale

Christ, that portrait in his attic must look like Jimmy Saville's testicles.

TotalNightmare

Quote from: "Purple Tentacle"There's a video of her wanking her cunt that's done the rounds if you know where to look.

Her off S Club, not Leo Sayer.

i don't know where to look! Tell Me!

I need to feel arousal and pity at the exact same time!

Abbatoir worker

Oh god brilliant, his Louis Theroux meeting was fantastic.

Toad in the Hole

I second TotalNightmare's request...

My Giddy Aunt

Quote from: "Purple Tentacle"There's a video of her wanking her cunt that's done the rounds if you know where to look.

Ha! You know what, i've seen that somewhere i think - and i still needed to look her up.

Purple Tentacle

Robb's Celeb, for all your porn needs.

Or any good P2P application, which frankly supplies all my nude needs.

Jaffit

Has Jermaine got a mask on? He hasnt changed his expression once.

My Giddy Aunt

So who's going to be the novelty gay?

Neil

"Her favourite hobby is playing slot machines...classy"

Unlike your greased back hair and massive hoop ear-rings, luv.

Tokyo Sexwhale

Quote from: "TotalNightmare"
Quote from: "Purple Tentacle"There's a video of her wanking her cunt that's done the rounds if you know where to look.

Her off S Club, not Leo Sayer.

i don't know where to look! Tell Me!

I need to feel arousal and pity at the exact same time!

Bah! It's not on YouTube!  Where's the real internet revolution?


Fielding

Quote from: "Neil"

Unlike your greased back hair and massive hoop ear-rings, luv.

She looks like the chav version of the Scottish Widows woman.

Purple Tentacle

The S Club woman video makes you feel a bit wrong afterwards, she's just groping her tits and playing with her fanny in a toilet.

I'd swap it for that Indian woman there doing the same any day of the week.

My Giddy Aunt

Quote from: "Purple Tentacle"
I'd swap it for that Indian woman there doing the same any day of the week.

"In April 2006, a Madurai court issued non-bailable warrants against Shetty and Reema Sen for "posing in an obscene manner" in photographs published by a Tamil newspaper."

Mister Cairo

Anyone else watch Davina strutting around the house like a peacock in high heels? They are operating a Musical Chairs style house this year where there are not enough beds to go round and so there is a double bed. Ken Russel will probably end up living in it, he does not look well. And I'm sure I saw him copping a feel of Davina's android body.

I know a double bed doesnt mean more shagging except in the mind of Endemol, but I assume there are condoms somewhere in the house. Or is one of the tasks to make them?

Kazuo Kiriyama

Quote from: "Purple Tentacle"The S Club woman video makes you feel a bit wrong afterwards, she's just groping her tits and playing with her fanny in a toilet.

Knowing this doesn't paint me in a good light, but is that video not of Suzanne Shaw from Heresay?

In my defense, I remember that specifically because it was taped by a roadie for Right Said Fred and she did an interview about how ashamed she was that it had happened.

Abbatoir worker

C4 expanding the audience demographic there, could make the phone voting interesting.

weekender

It's definitely the Hearsay bint, Suzanne Shaw, who wanked herself off in a toilet - not this S-Club one who's in here.

PT, you've let me down, you've let the others down but most of all you've let yourself down.

Somehow I feel I have let myself down too.

danielreal2k

Great I love it, she's wearing what Ken is wearing.

Abbatoir worker

Glenda Slagggggg!

edit:oops getting overexcited

Neil

I do really hate the way Davina always has to do that thing of standing watching the screen past her cue, and then eventually turning to say "Oh, I just want to keep on watching!!!!"

Kazuo Kiriyama

Looks like the list on Popbitch is right, which means no Harries.

*weeps*

No Harries, no dirty S Club Jo video, no matter who goes in now I can't help but feel disappointed.

ffogems

Yes! Carole Malone. Good choice. Her particular brand of sententious dirt-cheap sarcasm frequently has me scrunching the paper in pleasant disgust.*


*note: not through wanking hard.