The first 2007 Sentence Game/ Polish A Turd thread.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I like you when you're angry. You get a lovely sheen of rage filled sweat across your face.

[swarfmonkey]

I don't know whether PT is still up for playing with what's gone on, so we might have to fuck about with the running order and try to find someone else to join in, or at least give us a sentence for the end of round 1. I'll let you know if and when.

Hurry up you cunt. Guess who that was aimed at.

[Deadman97]

This is actually taking so long that it's boring the shit out of me. Hurry the fuck up. Who's responsible? Not me, or anyone good. Get a fucking move on.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Come on. Who's holding this up. We were going so well.

[swarfmonkey]

Come on. Who's holding this up?

The cunt also known as Lt Plonker. I fucking knew it. If he hasn't done his sentence (and passed it on) by Sunday morning I'll send mook's pic to zozman who is definitely still in.

[Lt Plonker]

Whoops.

Done and passed onto zozman. Sorry.


I AM USELESS.

[zozman]

Just got my sentence from Lt P. Give us an hour, and let me know who to send it to please.

[swarfmonkey]

Well I don't think PT will be taking part so round 1 will look like this

swarfmonkey - sentence to

Deadman97 â€" picture to

SweetRosalyn - sentence to

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien â€" picture to

butnut - sentence to

mook â€" picture to

Lt Plonker - sentence to

zozman â€" picture to

Brutus Beefcake â€" sentence to

Flook- picture to

Eight Taiwanese Teenagers - sentence to

fanny splendid - picture to

I'll try and find someone to do a sentence here

So zoz PM your pic to Brutus Beefcake and me please.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Ah why not? Sorry I'm out of the loop concerning forum politics. Too many words.

[swarfmonkey]

He's gone off in a strop, the petulent shit-pot!

[zozman]

pic posted to BB and SM.  For all the good it'll do......

[Brutus Beefcake]

Sentence sent to Flook.


Would have done it sooner but I had DRAMA to catch up on.

[Flook]

oh fuck. spoon that I am I was expecting a picture not a sentence, um this isn't going to happen til later I'm afraid...

[swarfmonkey]

Can all entrants send a copy of their work to me for compilation, please

[Flook]

Pic sent to ETT and Swarfminkey

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Just a recap so people don't have to keep going back a page to see who's next.

swarfmonkey - sentence to

Deadman97 â€" picture to

SweetRosalyn - sentence to

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien â€" picture to

butnut - sentence to

mook â€" picture to

Lt Plonker - sentence to

zozman â€" picture to

Brutus Beefcake â€" sentence to

Flook- picture to

Eight Taiwanese Teenagers - sentence to

fanny splendid - picture to

I'll try and find someone to do a sentence here

[fanny splendid]

Picture sent to Swarfmonkey, but to who else?

[Joy Nktonga]

You can send your pic my way if no one else has stepped up. Then tell me what to do after I've done my sentence.

[swarfmonkey]

The new running order for round 1

swarfmonkey - sentence to

Deadman97 â€" picture to

SweetRosalyn - sentence to

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien â€" picture to

butnut - sentence to

mook â€" picture to

Lt Plonker - sentence to

zozman â€" picture to

Brutus Beefcake â€" sentence to

Flook- picture to

Eight Taiwanese Teenagers - sentence to

fanny splendid - picture to

Joy Nktonga - sentence to

swarfmonkey

All hail the lovely Joy for helping out!

[Joy Nktonga]

Sentence sent to the marvelous swarfmonkey. Thanks for having me.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Yay!

[swarfmonkey]

By the time you read this, round 2 will be under way.

Picture sent to Deadman97

[Flook]

do we get to see round 1 or are you planning to let the tension mount still further ?

[swarfmonkey]

do we get to see round 1 or are you planning to let the tension mount still further ?

No, no, no. At the end of round 2 I'll reveal the first and last picture, then the first and last sentence. Then eventually the BIG reveal.

It worked really well on the last game. Don't fuck with a winning formula, is what I say.

[Flook]

easily excitable me

[SweetRosalyn]

C'mon Deadman97... if you come online soon and do yours I can do mine tonight before I go to bed.  G'wan.  

*sends verbwhores summoning vibes in Deadman97's direction*  The blueness is calling you... come to the blueness... come to the blueness...

[Deadman97]

You need to do some work on that "summon" incantation, I didn't even hear you. Anyway...

Sentence sent to SweetRosalyn.

[SweetRosalyn]

Sorry, I'll try harder next time.

Picture sent to Al Tha Funkee Homosapien and Swarfmonkey.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Sentence sent to butnut annnnnnndddddddddddd swarfy da monkee mannn.

[swarfmonkey]

Running order for round 2

swarfmonkey - picture to

Deadman97 â€" sentence to

SweetRosalyn - picture to

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien â€" sentence to

butnut - picture to

mook â€" sentence to

Lt Plonker - picture to

zozman â€" sentence to

Brutus Beefcake â€" picture to

Flook- sentence to

Eight Taiwanese Teenagers -  picture to

fanny splendid - sentence to

Joy Nktonga - picture to

swarfmonkey

I'll then knock up some old shit of a sentence to finish off.

At the time of publishing butnut has Al's sentence, so factoring in Lt Plonker's lack of urgency, the Sentence Game 2007 #1 should be finished just in time for Wimblemong 2007.