SwarfMonkey you comedy pseudonym generator using cunt

[Marv Orange]

Swarfmonkey, I did the gentlemanly thing and changed my sig but you like some  petulant  child who had run out of his dads swarfiga to masturbate with had to put a veiled insult in yours DIDN'T you!

Then you steal mine you fuck. My sig. Why not just replace yours with MONKEY MONKEY RANDOM LOLZ you are nothing more than a unimaginative Dave Spikey. Below I have attached a picture that funnily enough doubles as a picture of you and dave spikey.





NSFW so if you are at work don't scroll down you thick embittered u bend fecal matter. But like it says 'post what the fuck you want;

[no_offenc]

The world's first predator-human hybrid smiles for the camera.

[Brutus Beefcake]

That's Lady Beaner that is.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Hawt. i so would. 10/10.

[no_offenc]

Would it go down the throat or up into the sinuses though?

[swarfmonkey]

I wish that WAS me.






and I had a really flexible back.