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GOLDENTONY

Started by no_offenc, January 05, 2007, 08:56:07 PM

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no_offenc

you're in for a violencin' bruv.  woss yer mam ganna fink abaaht that??

Goldentony

You look like one of Morris Minor and the Majors or something you tit. The crap one in the blue tracksuit.

no_offenc

That is IT.  That's the straw that broke the dromedary, that is.

Get your hair cut.

Goldentony

I'm gonna wear your face and dance about in the blood red moonlight.

no_offenc

How are you going to take my face off my head when you have no hands or arms or body?

EH

Goldentony

Think about it for a minute, dickhead. i DO have arms, arms that are going to fucking bum you into the ground you came from.

no_offenc

Are you calling my mum "the ground"?

Goldentony

Your fucking mum is Gary Busey.

no_offenc


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Well your mum is fucking Gary Coleman. "What'cha talkin' about Willis?" he used to say and now we can say "FUCKING YOUR MUM!"

Goldentony



See that? on page 145 it says something about a plague of locusts, that happened when your mum opened her legs the other night.

no_offenc

You expect me to be able to read that from that angle?

Turn it around son.


Why is everyone talking about my mum!?

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Apparently she likes sleeping with tiny black men.


rjd2

Quote from: "Al Tha Funkee Homosapien"Apparently she likes sleeping with tiny black men.


And whats wrong with that?