JALOPY 2007

[Cardinal Tit Storm]

I'll play, if I haven't missed the deadline.

[Pythov]

I think this is the most up to date list of whores available for fridays launch, but if you feel like 'chipping'' in then please do.


Also I would liketo thank  Joy Nktonga for stepping up to be the initial MiM

So here's the whore list who might post in the 1st round...

Deadman97
slim
DocDaneeka
sproglette
zozman
Abbie
swarfmonkey
Eight Taiwanese Teenagers
fanny splendid
Al Tha Funkee Homosapien
Rubbish Monkey
Lt Plonker
ccab
Why I Hate Tables
Beagle 2
jutl
mook
Pythov
mook
jutl
beagle2

Now it is over to Joy Nktonga to run the first (and contribute to) round, good luck, and be a hard task master general.

[slim]

jutl
mook
[...]
mook
jutl

Hmmm. They stand a good chance of going through.

Can you add slim, Slim, slimm, slem, slam, slum and SLIM for me please?

[Flook]

Also Flook, flook, fl00k and floooook please :-)

[sproggy]

Flamin' eck.  Not seen this many take part before, this should be good fun.

[Joy Nktonga]

Hope Pythov doesn't mind me sticking my nose in, but I think the list should look more like this:

Deadman97
slim
DocDaneeka
sproglette
zozman
Abbie
swarfmonkey
Eight Taiwanese Teenagers
fanny splendid
Al Tha Funkee Homosapien
Rubbish Monkey
Lt Plonker
ccab
Why I Hate Tables
Beagle 2
jutl
mook
Pythov
Murdo
InfiniteFury
Cardinal Tit Storm
Flook

Anybody else is welcome to join in though as long as your first mong is in by 9pm on Sunday. It'd be helpful if you post your inclusion in here beforehand but it ain't necessary.

[Pythov]

Thanks, better than my pissed effort.

[Flook]

an almost complete list

I really should stop using that invisible font when I post

[Joy Nktonga]

I can't see what you've written again Flook, you seem to be using some kind of invisible font when you post.

Sorry about that. I thought you were on the list already (you don't think I'd actually read it, do you?).

[Flook]

Whenever the 'if you could have one super power..' conversation comes up, I always choose invisible, purely for pervy reasons obviously.

Thanks for sensing my subliminal request to join the list though JN :-)

[ccab]

I'm going to be away with my mammarific, indefatiguable French mistress until Sunday evening, which means my effort won't appear till very near the deadline - and regrettably I won't have time to find any pornography for it.

One minor point - the customary & indispensible rulesheet is still missing (without it the squawking & commotion will be worse than a marmot rut).

[Joy Nktonga]

Do you mean this rule sheet?

If not, Oi! Pythov, what ^he^ said!

[Joy Nktonga]

The opening image has been selected and is ready to be posted at 9pm GMT.

[Joy Nktonga]

Right folks, the time has come.
Round One of Jalopy 2007 will commence with this post and shall end no later than 9pm on Sunday night. I shall deliberate and announce the poor soul eliminated first and image number two on Monday at 9pm.

Good luck to one and all.



Apologies for the delay, CAB refused to load for the last three mins. Grr.

[Fry]

Fuck!!! Just too late!


Minutes!

[Joy Nktonga]

Nah, s'cool. As long as the first image is in by the deadline (Sunday, 9pm) then anyone can join in. Please see the rules link (posted above, by me, and in the opening post by Pythov if you haven't already. We's sticklers for them there rules. Welcome aboard.

[slim]

To enter? You can just post a mong and you'll be in by default, no need to sign up before the first round. 2nd round on and it's tough luck tho.

[Fry]

Ohhh, sorry, and yippie and that.

[micanio]

I'm in too!!!

[Abbie]

Joy - do you want to start a round 1 thread, or should we post our pics in this one?

[Pythov]

That a good point by Abbie. Joy, creating a new post for each of the rounds will help separate the images and help in stopping a Clusterfuck of images and rounds.

[micanio]

Do we just put the pics up when whenever we're done?

[Joy Nktonga]

Hadn't thought about that Abbie and Pythov. Thanks for setting one up.

[slim]

Ah, didn't see that. Well other people haven't done it. Fuck it I give up.

I dunno, I was just trying to be helpful. Maybe we're not following the rules as strictly this time, or we'll forget them for the first round.

It is in tiny print at the bottom of the rules, letting it pass for this round can't hurt.


Edit: Yeah I meant it's tiny so people could well miss it. You're not the only one, as you say. I'm sure no-one'll mind forgetting it for this round.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

yeah I only just noticed that. Back to the monging board.

[Joy Nktonga]

I'm more than happy to let the size thing go in this first round - the standard is very high so it's not as if the effort isn't being put in. We'll enforce the size rule from round two onwards. Keep up the good work folks.