Bunch of kids

[Identity Crisis Ahoy!]

Get a grip, this is a TEXT BASED website. Come on, now.

[gazzyk1ns]

JACKASS

[boki]

Get a grip, this is a TEXT BASED website. Come on, now.

You are in a room.  On the table is a BOX.

Exits are N, E and TOILET

[RHX]

TOILET

i'm gagging for a piss

[boki]

TOILET

i'm gagging for a piss

You are in a u-bend. The FRENCHSCAT.COM attacks you!

[RHX]

i don't want french's cat

[boki]

I didn't understand that. The FRENCHSCAT.COM engulfs you in a mighty gloop of vile shit (albeit vile shit that was the vile culinary envy of the world just a few hours earlier), thus suffocating you.  You are dead and very smelly.

Play again (N/Hell, N)?

[RHX]

i said i don't want french's cat

french is a wanker

[boki]

Don't be rude!  Do you kiss your mother with that tongue?

[RHX]

no

i kiss french's mother with it

[lactating man nips]

no

i kiss french's mother with it

French kiss?

[aaaaaaaaaargh!]

I french kiss your mother's tongue

[Why I Hate Tables]

My mother tongue is French but I type in English. However I cannot read in English so don't have a clue what's going on here.

[Identity Crisis Ahoy!]

Topic did not go to plan.

ABORT.

[rudi]

Topic did not go to plan.

ABORT.

Don't force your pro-choice ideals on me, hippy.

[Brad]

You all french kiss Jade's mum!

[Why I Hate Tables]

Jade's mum?

Who is this Jade you speak of? Is her identity known to me? No, it's fucking not. Why I Hate Tables is right, she must not exist, let's all eat something before we starve.