Which fictional character do you most identify with?

[Mister Cairo]

NOT the same as the "Favourite Fictional character" thread. Which character do you feel a sense of kinship with?

I'm reading the excellent Anthony Burgess' The Complete Enderby (a sexy penguin 20th centuary classic) and I recoginize in myself many of Enderby's traits. I like to be totally in control of my personal space, find relationships confusing and often cause big dramas after saying the wrong thing. I don't go to pubs on my own, but like Enderby I enjoy surveying the many characters in "local" pubs (I don't like big chain pubs like Weatherspoons). As of yet I have not had to flee the police, but it's only a matter of time.

Who do you read or watch and think "Yes, he's just like me"?

[Santa's Boyfriend]

God.

[bloodycheekymonkey]

Billy Liar

[Artemis]

Larry David.

[bloodycheekymonkey]

you scrabble about for asses?

[Mr. Analytical]

He plays scrabble for arses.

"HAHA! 'Quixotic' on a triple word score... drop trou and say hello to my little friend!"

[quadraspazzed]

Larry David/Alan Partridge/Wolfie Smith

If you can imagine that

[Seymour Clufley]

Possibly Arnold Rimmer.

[Orias]

"HAHA! 'Quixotic' on a triple word score... drop trou and say hello to my little friend!"

Most amusing.  Where is that from?

[Dusty Gozongas]

Jerry Cornelius.

[Ciarán2]

In literature, Bartleby from "Bartleby, The Scrivener". He was a workshy fop!

Otherwise, Frank Spencer definitely. I even look a bit like him.

[hoverdonkey]

Arthur Dent.

[MojoJojo]

Buster Gonads

Not because I have huge testicles you understand, but because people keep on hitting me in the crotch with a sledge hammer.

[fanny splendid]

Una Persson

[terminallyrelaxed]

Quartermain.

[Dusty Gozongas]

Una Persson

Hmm. That's got me thinking about Shaky Mo. Haven't had the pleasure of his acquaintance for some time.

[Cambrian Times]

Marian Halcombe from "The Woman in White".

Ugly, but has a good heart.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Asterix

Small, fast, and shows great courage in defying the might of the Roman Empire!

Me all over, that is.

[Little Hoover]

God.

You think your clever but he's not fictional.

But this isn't the place, and I can't be botherd debating this in the places we have for it, so just carry on without me.

[ziggy starbucks]

nathan barley

[Orias]

Logan Mountstuart from "Any Human Heart"
Mike from "Swingers"
Miles from "Sideways"
Monsieur Hulot from Tati's "Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot" and others
CC Baxter from "The Apartment"

Not the best role models for life, I grant you...

[ziggy starbucks]

father dougal macguire

[actwithoutwords]

Can't believe no one has said Mark Corrigan yet. But yes, him, only without the sneaking regard for conservatism.

[Orias]

Can't believe no one has said Mark Corrigan yet. But yes, him, only without the sneaking regard for conservatism.

Oh... and him.  Especially when he was trying to make out with the student at Dartmouth.  That was me to a tee not three weeks ago.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Smooth, suave, sophisticated, and that's it.

[Captain Crunch]

Charlie Brown

(God help me)

[Neville Chamberlain]

The Pink Panther

Smooth, suave, sophisticated, and with an enormous long, pink tail.

[neveragain]

George Costanza

[Jack Shaftoe]

Martin Blank from Grosse Point Blank.

Apart from the ability to kill with a pen. Or my bare hands. Or indeed a gun. But other than that...

[Morrisfan82]

Part Philip J. Fry, part Eeyore.

With the heart of the Cuprinol man.

I'm just taking the piss now aren't I.