GD Zero (more like)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You've seen the adverts...hurhruh...let's pretend we're on the advert....too!!!!!

GD Lite:

It's like jam jars without the lid and packaging.

It's like bananas without the skin!

It's like CD's without the jewel case component.

It's like politics without the...politics

It's like GD without all the words!

What else is GD Zero like?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Like women without the periods.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

It's like VWs without Shoulders?-Stomach!.

[Mister Cairo]

Like seeing people in real life, but without having to smell them.

Like bouncing, but without the injury.

Like Tristram Shandy, but without the long dashes.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's like VWs without Shoulders?-Stomach!.

Eh?

[Still Not George]

It's like modern comedy without the monkey whimsy.

[Pinball]

It's like Tony Blair without the lies.

[Deadman97]

It's like self-harm without the scarring.

[Mister Cairo]

It's like a bouncy castle without the hissing pump at the back.

[Abbatoir worker]

It's like a street whore without the track marks.

[Alberon]

It's like an elephant without knees.

[actwithoutwords]

It's like a marriage only without all the bits in between the guaranteed regular sex.

[Go With The Flow]

It's like a Cook`d and Bomb`d logo without the Syd Barrett.

[sick as a pike]

It's like me writing this without knowing which adverts people are talking about.

Which adverts are you talking about?

[sproggy]

It's Syd Barret without the Floyd

or Gonzo without the Fear & Loathing.

or a ham & cheese sandwich without the stray (ginger) pubic hair.

[actwithoutwords]

It's like masturbation only without the sticky receptacle to dispose of afterwards.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's like me writing this without knowing which adverts people are talking about.

Which adverts are you talking about?

Coke Zero- 'It's like bras without the fumbling', apparantly. I thought it was a drink.

[lactating man nips]

They lost my custom with that ad, myself being a fumbling festishist.

[Go With The Flow]

They lost my custom too - I have a Stalin fetish, y'see.