Would you like to urinate on this large pile of rubbish...

[The Plaque Goblin]

Would you like to urinate on this large pile of rubbish that I have doused with petrol and lit? Why don't you also provide me with a link to that thread about the satellite repeats of the first series of Have I Got News For You.

Thanks.

[weekender]

I don't want to piss on your bonfire etc etc