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[Captain Crunch]

In the spirit of fluff, what are you dirty little scrubbers having for lunch today?

I've got a sandwich knocking around somewhere but I'd rather have something nice like a yop and some jelly sweets.

[Mister Cairo]

Melted cheese sandwich while listening to the Evita soundtrack.

[Deadman97]

something nice like a yop

Yum, phlegm in a bottle.


Scrambled eggs on toast, black coffee. I'm off sick.

[Banana Woofwoof]

Today is my last day at work so I may treat myself to something at Starbucks.

Or vegetarian sushi, £2.60 at Boots, num.  Tastes like galvanised rubber, but healthy galvanised rubber.

[swarfmonkey]

I'm not eating for lunch but I will be having a drink of this

[Morrisfan82]

Chicken & bacon sarnie (mmm, double meat action), cheese & onion McCoys (which quite clearly contain heroin, I can think of no other reason why I still can't stop eating the delicious fuckers after all these years), and a crumbly bastard apple which threw bits of itself over me and my desk and the floor with every bite.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What's lunch?

[mook]

Suppli and a salad, seeing as you asked.

[Lady Beaner]

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Is that a bottle of wee in an x-ray machine?

I'm going to toddle off to Tescos for some Lemsip, Pro-Plus and a sarnie.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I've just had a delicious Thai green curry and now I'm having a cup of tea. So beat that, you fuckers!

[Captain Crunch]

Blimey it's a bit early for curry isn't it?  You'll be asleep by teatime!

mook, pardon my ignorance but what is Suppli?

[mook]

A way to use up left over risotto, it's just mozzerella and ham wrapped into balls made from the risotto, covered in breadcrumbs and then fried in olive oil.
Not very healthy I expect, but fuck it they're tasty

[swarfmonkey]

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Is that a bottle of wee in an x-ray machine?

Damn, I thought I might pass it off as water.

[sproggy]

Lunch is for wimps.

I'm off to punch myself in the bollocks for 20 minutes, plenty of nutrients there.

[Lady Beaner]

Damn, I thought I might pass it off as water.

Well better than whizzing it through letterboxes. Waste not, want not.

[mothman]

Tesco roast chicken sarnie, a jam doughnut and a Coke. And a haircut.

[Brutus Beefcake]

Mini pork pies.

[sick as a pike]

Apple, banana and grapes, chopped up and dressed with plain soya yoghurt.  Jesus, what have I become?

[Lady Beaner]

Gillian McKeith?

[Oscar]

Gillian McKeith?

Ew, chewy.

[Captain Crunch]

Jesus, what have I become?

Incapable of passing a solid stool if you carry on like that.

[sick as a pike]

It's ok, all this healthy stuff has only kicked in when I stopped drinking.  I'm planning to return to real food when the booze returns, from next weekend.

[Lady Beaner]

Hurrah, and a nice big poo to celebrate!

[trotsky assortment]

I've been all over the place today, so sort of missed lunch, unless a banana counts. I'm making up for it later with a curry of some kind.  Fuck you, weight loss...I'm too weak.

[trotsky assortment]

Gillian McKeith?

She can fuck off with her weasely little face.  I'm all for healthy eating and that, but when the McKeith diet makes your girlfriend pass out, you've got to hate her.

[Marvin]

Worked through lunch but doing split shifts today so had a lunch/dinner at 4 consisting of a nice bit of steak, free from work, with a quick blue cheese sauce I made, mushrooms and a bit of a salad. Now I'm going to have half a pineapple before work.

[Lt Plonker]

I had a Ham, Mozzarella, tomato and basil panini with a GLASS bottle of Pepsi, like from the 50's.

I had the urge to shout 'gee-whiz' and 'golly' a lot, during lunch.

I work in a little town called Honiton and the eateries are brilliant!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Devon represent!

I had a leftover curry sandwich. It was fucking lovely.

[rudi]

I had a roast,  then retreated to the loo for the afternoon to wave goodbye to last night's Guiness.

Captain - is your name in honour of the eponymous phreaker, or the cereal?

[aaaaaaaaaargh!]

I had a Ham, Mozzarella, tomato and basil panini with a GLASS bottle of Pepsi, like from the 50's.

I had the urge to shout 'gee-whiz' and 'golly' a lot, during lunch.

I work in a little town called Honiton and the eateries are brilliant!

Jeepers, that's swell.  Honiton's a lovely place isn't it?