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Whorespotting

Started by 3pin, February 14, 2007, 05:15:53 PM

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no_offenc

I'd know the ones I've been at meets with, and the ones I already know myself (from my "real life") but other than that I'm crap at remembering faces from photos.

rudi

Those of us in the provinces have much less chance of bumping into you types, although I'm sure I'd recognise weekender should I ever see him on my many jaunts off this goddamned island.

I wouldn't dare say hello unless I was a wee bit refreshed...

Oh - I see phes a lot, but then I met him before we knew the other was on the site; does that count?

23 Daves

I've been approached by Verbwhores a couple of times now, which considering i've been on the forum for seven years is not an especially impressive tally.  But I don't mind.

I was even doing a gig once and a Verbwhore approached me afterwards after being physically shoved in my direction by one of the other acts on the bill saying "Oh, just mention it to him, he won't care!".  She was quite right, I wouldn't, though I might have a slight panic attack if I knew several Verbwhores were lurking before I took the mic, just because you all are such a critical fucking lot.

I don't think it's anything to worry about.  Given that I've only attended a few meets and my photo hasn't been up here that many times I'd be surprised if anyone recognised me, but nobody should be shy about coming forward.  Unless it's to start an argument.

Huzzie

Surely you would all recognise Almost Yearly and Rats.

I would and...
All the Daves
Tenticles
Woof
Tracey
Surfer Ghost
Wa5p
Tim
Cerys
well, a few more probably but I am bored with this already.

None of you would recognise me (cept the cunt who took my pic out of my Soulseek file) cause you all still think I look like Rik Waller.


EDIT: Wow! Everyone!.. If you mention Daves, he appears!! (cept slightly before you mention him, which won't get you any money off James Randi).


EDIT2: I have a very very impressive story of meeting a Verbhore out on the street, without ever seeing his picture or anything but I can't be arsed telling you now. Adam might, if he is around.

Ciarán2

I've met two Verbwhore's in Dublin. One of them was a dapper, actorly English Verbwhore.

Fascinating, huh?

micanio

It would be nice to meet some of you but I'm fucking miles away from all of you (apart form the whore who lives in Harrogate.....the midnight watch baboon I think)

I don't think I'd recognise any of you to be honest apart from BWW. And I'd far to scared to come up and talk to you.. I hate talking to people I don't know

Why would people recognise me?! Is it the hair?  Because it changes a lot.  Or is it my, "Hello, I'm Banana Woofwoof!" t-shirt?

I have just found out that Lewis lives up the street from me.

micanio

Quote from: "Banana Woofwoof"Why would people recognise me?!

You look very similar to an ex-GF of mine (except for the hair....)

Oscar

Quote from: "Banana Woofwoof"Why would people recognise me?! Is it the hair?  Because it changes a lot.  Or is it my, "Hello, I'm Banana Woofwoof!" t-shirt?
Ahem, because there are more photos of you on the site than anybody else?

Lewis

Quote from: "Banana Woofwoof"
I have just found out that Lewis lives up the street from me.

If you're going for a pasty pop in for a coffee!

I thought I saw butnut in a pub in Shoreditch once but didn't pluck up the courage to ask if it was him, even though I know his real name. Plus I was with my friends and he was with his. Plus I doubt he drinks in Shoreditch. Plus I think he's a cunt.

Quote from: "gnatt"
Quote from: "Banana Woofwoof"Why would people recognise me?! Is it the hair?  Because it changes a lot.  Or is it my, "Hello, I'm Banana Woofwoof!" t-shirt?
Ahem, because there are more photos of you on the site than anybody else?

Are there? Ah well.

Lewis, come to the 24 hour garage with me so I can buy smokes.  I'm scared!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Get your coat Lewis, you've pulled.

Lewis

Quote from: "Banana Woofwoof"Lewis, come to the 24 hour garage with me so I can buy smokes.  I'm scared!

I'm warm, full of red wine and I have a fresh pack of 20. What do you think my answer is going to be?

Ach, fuckyis.  If I get murdered by garage killers, on your head be it, you 20 smoked bastard.

Uzi Lover

Quote from: "Artemis"I've seen Abattoir_Worker in passing, but she didn't see me (that's not as sinister as I've just read it back to be), and I'm 90% certain I've seen, and spoken to, Uzi Lover but didn't want to ask if he was Uzi Lover incase I got the wrong guy and got twatted.

This is more sinister as I've never been to a meet, and pictures of me are difficult to find! So even if it was me, you'd have got beaten up ;-) Where did you talk to me out of interest? I can only hope I was friendly to you.

butnut

Quote from: "Lewis"I thought I saw butnut in a pub in Shoreditch once but didn't pluck up the courage to ask if it was him, even though I know his real name. Plus I was with my friends and he was with his. Plus I doubt he drinks in Shoreditch. Plus I think he's a cunt.

Heh which pub was it? I don't go to Shoreditch very often, but I do have some friends who live round there, and I have been known to go to drinking establishments in the area. Ah, we could have made a new butnut-porn-challenge too.

Apparently Sore Bottom Mum saw me in the National Gallery once, but the bastard didn't say hello either.

Jet Set Willy

After reading this thread I had a very odd dream last night where I went to a not very good concert, and after doing a bit of crowd surfing I found myself next to Patrridges Love Child. I said "Hi Pat", and he gave me a withering look.

That was only one part of an epic and very odd dream. Very very odd.

Neville Chamberlain

Spoke to boki after a Cardiacs gig. MIght not have had the courage had I not been refreshed beyond words. Other than that, I've never spotted any whores at Cardiacs gigs even though I know full well they're lurking about.

Musicoutoftrousers

Quote from: "Mr. Analytical"
I think you've mentioned this before.  Didn't he introduce himself in a very LAHNdon accent and you didn't understand him because it sounded like "Suh-uhn Puh Craw"?

I believe this was Ciaran at a meet. Not sure, but this anecdote has stuck in my mind for some reason.


Morrisfan82

I was accosted by a VW stranger just the once. I was stood at the bar in a busy pub, and the guy next to me went "scuse me, are you a Verbwhore?", which thinking back probably took some balls (I'd imagine you could get a smash in the chops if you said that to the wrong guy). Turns out it was PC Strawberry Yoplait (which, as I found, is a fantastic name to introduce someone to your mates as), and we had a bit of a drink and a chat. Made my day.

So my advice is, see a 'whore, go for it.

Still Not George

Quote from: "Muteki"So my advice is, see a 'whore, go for it.
Sage advice, sir.

hundred

Is there a thread with a lot of pics of people in it? I've searched but only found threads with a couple of photos in each one, and I wanna see all the white hot dimepieces.

Famous Mortimer

I look a bit like Torgo from "Manos: The Hands of Fate", but without the hat and the weird legs, should anyone ever be in Chesterfield.

Lady Beaner

I reckon the Search Nazi looks like this:



Complete with suit and smug look on face.
I on the other hand am a figment of your imagination. Oh yes I am.

3pin

Quote from: "Muteki"

So my advice is, see a 'whore, go for it.

Will there be an 'opt out' list for whores who don't wish to be approached?  

Quote from: "rudi"Those of us in the provinces have much less chance of bumping into you types,

Only one spotting was in London, the rest were all over the place - Minehead, Reading, Newbury, Liverpool.  And I've just remembered I think I may have seen you, Mr. Muteki, in Bristol at a pub with a pirate theme.

Right - the next whore I see, I will say hello.  If I'm drunk.  And they look friendly.

There's probably not that many more people that I would know the faces of anyway...the people previously mentioned by most AY, TQ, PT etc.  I think I'd recognise Hencole and Butnut and they seem like amiable chaps so they might get a hello and a pint.  I've been at some of the same gigs as Captain Crunch (according to SE) but not whorespotted her.  Yet.

hoverdonkey

Do you all live in the same village? How come everyone sees each other?

Captain Crunch

Quote from: "hundred"Is there a thread with a lot of pics of people in it? I've searched but only found threads with a couple of photos in each one, and I wanna see all the white hot dimepieces.

There was one called 'what do you look like' where people put their own photos up, bit of an over-the-glasses job sometimes.  Any thread with 'meet' in the title will contain a positive plethora of 'whores looking very worse for wear and poorly lit.  

I'm sure I saw Lee at a Mono gig but didn't say hello or anything.  That would have been too much of an event for me.

SetToStun

I have almost certainly met Lt. Plonker - and may even have transacted the purchase of some popcorn and a couple of large diet cokes from him when he worked at my local cinema. MrT was a chum before I even knew about this place (he introduced me to it). Aside from that, though, I'm not aware of having met any 'whores and my memory for faces is atrocious so I would realise even if I did. Perhaps we should have a club badge so we can recognize each other in public. It would be just like the freemasons only with crap jokes and lots of beer. I like the sound of that. It will be investigated...