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Whorespotting

Started by 3pin, February 14, 2007, 05:15:53 PM

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Mr. Analytical

Quote from: "Banana Woofwoof"Why would people recognise me?

 You're distinctive looking.  You're petite, you're very pale and you have no eyebrows.

Still Not George

Quote from: "Mr. Analytical"You're distinctive looking.  You're petite, you're very pale and you have no eyebrows.
And you keep grabbing people's nutsacks. Frinky said it so it must be true.

Neville Chamberlain

And your name is Banana Woofwoof, which you've got to admit is a pretty unusual name by anyone's standards.

Borboski

Chase me, chase me, chase me!!!

Me and Zoz work in the same profession in different places, and met at a conference in London.  Now I send him my job applications to check the typos, the little bitch, oh yes, and he calls me daddy in all the emails as well!

Morrisfan82

Quote from: "3pin"And I've just remembered I think I may have seen you, Mr. Muteki, in Bristol at a pub with a pirate theme.
!! A pirate theme pub?! If those exist then show me to the nearest one, I beg of you!

Can you remember which pub?

Still Not George

Pirate theme pub? Good to see someone's doing their part to hold back global warming.

Huzzie

Quote from: "Lady Beaner"I reckon the Search Nazi looks like this:

(picture)

Complete with suit and smug look on face.
I on the other hand am a figment of your imagination. Oh yes I am.

This is the Search Nazi



Well, it's not a Nazi is it? But it should be. I searched for a "searching Nazi" but could only find people searching Nazi files. So please just pretend this is a Nazi, searching his own files.[/url]

3pin

Quote from: "Muteki"
Quote from: "3pin"And I've just remembered I think I may have seen you, Mr. Muteki, in Bristol at a pub with a pirate theme.
!! A pirate theme pub?! If those exist then show me to the nearest one, I beg of you!

Can you remember which pub?

Maybe pirate theme was just in my mind, but there were definitely people there dressed as pirates and the pub seemed a bit nautical.  I have no idea of the name but it had a big courtyard out the back and backed onto Carling Academy or something like that.  This was my first and only time I've been out in Bristol and lots of pubs were involved so I may be combining features of them all into one badly remembered fictional place.  But as I said, I vaguely remember thinking - I think he might be a VerbWhore.

Abbatoir worker

Quote from: "Artemis"I've seen Abattoir_Worker in passing, but she didn't see me (that's not as sinister as I've just read it back to be), and I'm 90% certain I've seen, and spoken to, Uzi Lover but didn't want to ask if he was Uzi Lover incase I got the wrong guy and got twatted.

Why didn't you say hello you weirdo?

Lady Beaner

Quote from: "3pin"But as I said, I vaguely remember thinking - I think he might be a VerbWhore.

Did you think that because he was dressed as a pirate?!

Morrisfan82

Quote from: "3pin"it had a big courtyard out the back and backed onto Carling Academy or something like that.
The Hatchet? There are a few pubs I can think of with a nautical theme too, though The Hatchet isn't really one of them.

Dunno where the pirates came from, some fancy dress thing I suppose.

AMG

Put me down on the list of people that have seen Muteki in the pub - Zero Degrees in Bristol, circa two years ago.

Lady Beaner

Blimey, that Muteki eh? Fucking alcoholic.

3pin

Quote from: "Muteki"
The Hatchet? There are a few pubs I can think of with a nautical theme too, though The Hatchet isn't really one of them.

Dunno where the pirates came from, some fancy dress thing I suppose.

Ah, yes, I think that's the one I'm thinking of.  And there were definitely pirates there.  Of all the places I went to that day the only place that I can distinguish is the Hatchet because of the courtyard.  I'm sure there was somewhere else nautical but my alcohol soaked mind has just amalgamated them all into one super-pirate-nautical-courtyarded pub.

Morrisfan82

Quote from: "AMG"Zero Degrees in Bristol, circa two years ago
Christ, that was probably the last time I went there an' all. It seems to be called a microbrewery because they only brew their beer a bit. Bad guts ahoy, every time.

Shut it Beaner, you stood me up once because you got blind pissed at about four o'clock in the afternoon!

mothman

Well, then, perhaps somebody who's saved all the photos posted in the "What do you look like?" thread - and I bet someone has - should do a cut-out'n'keep mugshot gallery. BWW would have her own page due to the oscillating hairstyles. Since it seems I'm stuck in Bristol for the duration, perhaps I can liven it up with a bit of local/South-West Whorespotting. We could have a point system!

Muteki wouldn't be score you many points, he's everywhere, it seems!

Lady Beaner

Quote from: "Muteki"Shut it Beaner, you stood me up once because you got blind pissed at about four o'clock in the afternoon!

Heh, fuck I forgot about that! Yup, was suitably mashed in Bristol. I had all good intentions of hooking up with you sir, but I could not longer walk in a straight line.

Fucking pirates.

Borboski

I liked seeing a photo of everyone, I thought it was nice, pleasant, interesting.

Cambrian Times

Quote from: "Lady Beaner"I reckon the Search Nazi looks like this:

(picture)

Complete with suit and smug look on face.
I on the other hand am a figment of your imagination. Oh yes I am.

That guy looks like my old history teacher, as he would probably look now.

Ah, evil flashback!

butnut

Quote from: "mothman"Well, then, perhaps somebody who's saved all the photos posted in the "What do you look like?" thread - and I bet someone has - should do a cut-out'n'keep mugshot gallery. BWW would have her own page due to the oscillating hairstyles. Since it seems I'm stuck in Bristol for the duration, perhaps I can liven it up with a bit of local/South-West Whorespotting. We could have a point system!

Muteki wouldn't be score you many points, he's everywhere, it seems!

Who did that Sgt Pepper's cover with VW faces all over it? That was great. And why didn't I save it?

I was once cottaging in Richmond, the one next to Waitrose, and found my self at the urnial tugging away next to a fellow verbwhore.

Lady Beaner

Yeh and no matter how hard I told you to pull it, it wasn't getting any bigger was it?

Sorry , I must try harder. However, the geraniums are coming on a treat

Lewis

Quote from: "butnut"Heh which pub was it?

The Bricklayers Arms.  Oh yes, I drink in classy establishments.

QuoteAh, we could have made a new butnut-porn-challenge too.

Heh. I'll carry a laptop with adobe audition with me wherever I go from now on just in case.

Mr. Analytical

Quote from: "Lady Beaner"Yeh and no matter how hard I told you to pull it, it wasn't getting any bigger was it?

 What were you doing at a urinal?  Are you one of those new-fangled shemales I've been reading so much about?

Morrisfan82

Quote from: "mothman"Since it seems I'm stuck in Bristol for the duration, perhaps I can liven it up with a bit of local/South-West Whorespotting. We could have a point system!
I'm off to the pub in a bit if you want to get your Eye Spy book out.

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: "Lewis"
Quote from: "butnut"Heh which pub was it?

The Bricklayers Arms.  Oh yes, I drink in classy establishments.

Good lord! The Bricklayers Arms? You mean kind of round the back, kind of near Goodge Street and Oxford Street area-ish type thing? I go there quite a lot whenever I'm in London, which is about two or three times a year! A nice establishment indeed with lots of comfy sofas.

Mr. Analytical

Didn't they used to have that terrible talking stick hippy freeforall there?

I'm getting smashed at Old Street tonight.  Pop along if you want to see someone with bad skin, bad hair and bad teeth getting drunk.

mothman

Quote from: "Muteki"
Quote from: "mothman"Since it seems I'm stuck in Bristol for the duration, perhaps I can liven it up with a bit of local/South-West Whorespotting. We could have a point system!
I'm off to the pub in a bit if you want to get your Eye Spy book out.

Tempting. . . But I'm off to pick up my daughter in half an hour. Not that I'd be exactly brilliant company this afternoon - trying to plan a firm-wide RAM upgrade with a poorly-updated asset inventory and shaky knowledge of Microsoft Excel has left me feeling a tad deranged. Narf!