"Al Qaeda Targets Prince"

[Harfyyn Teuport]

You obviously haven't tried any of Saddam's own brand organic wild smoked salmon yet!

I havent, but I hear President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is secretly developing an organic Highland steak and Guiness pastie plant. Bastard!

Yeah, Saddam's social reforms were alright but he never used to fuck up about the state of modern Iraqi archtiecture, which annoyed his wife so much she allegedly had sex with Will Carling.

[biggytitbo]

Are you suggesting President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's wife has had sex with WIll Carling? Did DIck Cheney tell you that?

[Still Not George]

No-one's made a joke about the diminutive pint-sized purple pop star yet. Standards are slipping. When I glanced at the title I thought...!!! Was I the only one who...? Ah forget it.

Ah, but if Harry's captured then he'll be the Hostage Formerly Known As Prince (Harry).

[Steve Lampkins]

According to The Sun, can't be bothered to find a link, they are doing kidnap drills and practising rescue missions.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

[Santa's Boyfriend]

That's the most horrific thing I've seen on the internet since Tubgirl.

[Bamber Hopcraft]

No-one's made a joke about the diminutive pint-sized purple pop star yet. Standards are slipping. When I glanced at the title I thought...!!! Was I the only one who...? Ah forget it.

Ah, but if Harry's captured then he'll be the Hostage Formerly Known As Prince (Harry).

The head formerly known as attached.