Get ready for Christmas :-D
Started by TC Raymond, April 05, 2007, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: "Borboski"Saw all sorts of things,
Quote from: "TotalMink"Eddie Reader told me to fuck off once - (didnt we do this before)
Quote from: "Borboski"Sting's brother was once brought into my police station. He had been drinking in Cafe Paris in Nottingham, and had forgotten his cards. He'd run up a Â£50 bill but told them "don't worry, I'll come back tommorow. I'm Sting's brother". They hadn't been impressed and called security when he tried to leave.He was the most sneery little fucker that I every fingerprinted. He was incredibly rude to everyone, so much so that it was blooming marvellous when the Duty Sargeant shouted down the checking in desk "YOU CAN'T BUY YOUR WAY OUT OF THE LAW!!!". While fingerprinting him he looked at me with total scorn - there was a question routinely asked - which I forget - but was along the lines of "Is there anything about you which is odd?" and I remember asking "which. is. odd?" line in that fashion with a big shit-eating grin.Total cunt, and did nothing to pursuade me that Sting is a complete and utter cunt.
Quote from: "Emergency Lalla Ward Ten"When I was working at a theatre, I opened the door to Rhona Cameron. Her opening words were 'Fucking hell, what kind of shithole is this?', rather than the more conventional 'Hello'.
Quote from: "Cardinal Tit Storm"Quote from: "Emergency Lalla Ward Ten"When I was working at a theatre, I opened the door to Rhona Cameron. Her opening words were 'Fucking hell, what kind of shithole is this?', rather than the more conventional 'Hello'. Sounds about right. She came across as a thoroughly unpleasant person at the theatre I worked at too.I hate showbiz people.
Quote from: "explodingvinyl"A few years ago I was interviewing Mudhoney and they were utter twats to me. I had to abandon it in the end because I was getting nothing but one word answer to questions that couldn't be answered with one word. That was when they decided to acknowledge my presence, the rest of the time they spent having their picture taken and ignoring me. Pricks.
Quote from: "chocky909"So basically no stories about celebrities being nobs.
Quote from: "the midnight watch baboon"He wasn't rude, really, but a soccer skills academy I attended in Southend once had Ian Wright as its special medal-giving-out guest back in the early 90's and he looked like he'd rather be playing catch with dog shit. His exuberant, laugh-a-minute* meeja image is all a lie!*kinda
QuoteJohn Leslie didn't try and rape anyone while I was there (allegedly), although I was slightly shocked that he was signing pre-printed Christmas cards rather than making his own out of cardboard and glitter. Ah, the naivety of youth.
Quote from: "Sherringford Hovis"Apparently Bill Bailey once said "Fuck" when he nearly fell over my dog. Whether it was an exclamation of surprise that a moth-eaten terrier had almost toppled him, or an ejaculation of disbelief that the ex-Mrs Hovis had actually bothered to drag her leviathan arse off the sofa and take the poor little bleeder for a walk, it's about 50/50 either way.
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