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The let's try not to argue thread

Started by wherearethespoons, April 11, 2007, 09:21:40 PM

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Little Hoover

This is a crap idea for a thread you moron.

wherearethespoons

Outside.

I'll see you in the comedy forum you cunt.

Little Hoover

Sorry, couldn't resist. I love you really.

Cack Hen

Quote from: "wherearethespoons"Miss, James Bachman's doing it again.

That argument is only valid if....


Forget it. Here's some gummi bears-


Jemble Fred

I pompously predict that this thread will be very long indeed. Prove me not right.

ffogems

Quote from: "Jemble Fred"I'm a wally
No arguments there.

the midnight watch baboon

I've heard a rumour involving two of the above posters and leopard sex.

buttgammon

Quote from: "the midnight watch baboon"I've heard a rumour involving two of the above posters and leopard sex.

Fuck off, you wanker! That was a fucking cheetah, not a leopard! I saw them on one of the 900 channels on Sky, Red Hot Zoophilia I think.


buttgammon

Fuck you too, you stupid fucking motherfucking cocksucker arsehole-licking piss-nosed wank-mouthed cunt-eyed pricks! Not that I want to argue...

the midnight watch baboon

Run one-legged towards a sea of salty silk, Buttgammon! Go on, hop to it!

Jack Shaftoe? Spack Daftoe!

Taste your mothers!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I would just like to interject at this point.

the midnight watch baboon

I bet you would you crap tranny!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

At least I haven't failed trials for the Guyanan water polo team.

ziggy starbucks

I've talked to god about you all and I can tell you that he is not impressed. Not one bit. It seems you will all burn in hell. Whilst i will go to heaven and shag mozart.

the midnight watch baboon

Yeah but you know how to give video evidence, don'tcha

Shoulders?-Stomach!

But if hell is a physical manifestation of all your worst nightmares then I'll be a water molecule in Rik Wallers foot spa.

the midnight watch baboon


Shoulders?-Stomach!

I'll Leamington Spa you, and see how you like that, you proto-phallic underworm.

the midnight watch baboon

You're as doomed as a macaca fascicularis that's been plucked from the Mauritian jungles and sent to Huntingdon, you six-fingered Banjo felcher.

ziggy starbucks

you lot only post the stuff you do because your willies are so tiny.

the midnight watch baboon

You are only alive because of inaccurate claims of incesticide manufacturers.

ziggy starbucks

don't blame me for your tiny willy. Blame your mum.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

At least I've never been mistakenly identified as a mucus germ by John Major's toilet door opener.

ziggy starbucks

you know why you didn't like nathan barley? Its because YOU are nathan barley.

You are all nathan barleys.

in contrast, I'm not nathan barley.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

At least I don't wear a sweater fashioned from old HMV receipts.

ziggy starbucks

Quote from: "Shoulders?-Stomach!"At least I don't wear a sweater fashioned from old HMV receipts.

its not a sweater made of HMV receipts, its a jumper.

berk

butnut

I'd just like to say how much I love God and his son on earth, Jesus Christ.

gazzyk1ns

Quote from: "ziggy starbucks"you know why you didn't like nathan barley? Its because YOU are nathan barley.

You are all nathan barleys.

in contrast, I'm not nathan barley.

Well I think you're an idiot for posting an opinion on the internet, I think you should adopt a detached state of mind and consume an alcoholic beverage.