The let's try not to argue thread

[Oscar]

See, even new born kittens insult you PAGATRON, that should give you a hint

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

You have beautiful eyes, gnatt.

[Oscar]

Do you mean the ones I keep on stalks?

[PAGATRON]

See, even stalks assult you they've taken your eyes,
in that case you can't see, that should give you a hint.

[Oscar]

What you have written is nonsense. If you want to insult me then stick to something simple, like calling me a pig-fucker or a cheese-faced harlot.
You lairy, witless dolt.

[Charles Charlie Charles]

WTF is PAGATRON getting involved for? Stop him before I slap his Mum and have the breast taken away.

He-he! Flaming with Queensbury rules. And you're Oscar Wilde, in more ways than one.

[PAGATRON]

Oh it's on now motherfuckers

I'll be right back once i've read through my "cussing for dummies" handbook then you'll be in trouble

[Oscar]

Aw bless, you're really trying aren't you, love?
Don't try and think too hard though or you'll wet yourself again.

[wherearethespoons]

Lookalike Mark Chapman: cock-obsessed, loves his Mum in the wrong way!
wherearethespoons: transparently a bed-wetter.
weekender: a little...confused...interested in "another man's cock."
ziggy starbucks: a grown man in a young man's body. When he can!
gnatt: can't work out where to put a comma in a sentence, for fuck's sake.
the midnight watch baboon: a kiddy-fiddler, or aspires to be when he gets the courage!

Why am I always the bed wetter?

[Oscar]

How should we know? Difficult childhood perhaps?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Is this the monthly meeting of failed foster parents or something? You aren't allowed within 50ft of your own children for christ's sake. Get over it.

[ziggy starbucks]

you are good enough at cricket to play for england

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You arrange the grasshopper limbs you snap off and keep in vials to make self-portrait collages in order to impress autistic night-class art teachers.

[ziggy starbucks]

you have the same number of friends as Cho Seung-Hui.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You have the same amount of active brain cells as Cho Seung-Hui.

[ziggy starbucks]

taking the piss out of the virginia tragedy is the sickest thing you've ever done, and that's saying something

Be ashamed!

[Charles Charlie Charles]

Why slag Sam off in a different thread when there's one already set up for you?

I, personally, am not going to. I've heard about his son.