Things that brighten up your day- This time it's WAR

[Banana Woofwoof]

I got a big parcel from Lt. Plonker this morning that has made my day.  (And Hobbes'!)

So spread the joy and love and tell us what has brightened up your day!

[Fry]

The Sun.

[chimpoo]

Page 3 of The Sun.

[Fry]

Your Son.

[the midnight watch baboon]

I just went to do the massive pile of washing up from the last few days' worth of eating only to discover I'd already done it an hour or so ago! Bonus. Although worrying I didn't remember doing it sooner.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

My cat just caught a little mouse and brought it in to chase around the house. Unfortunately the mouse wasn't dead yet, but it did seem to have a broken back and could consequently only get away from my vicious feline friend be using it's front legs to drag itself along. I thought it was quite funny. Don't worry animal lovers, the mouse's head is now twisted backwards in an Exorcist style and is throughly dead.

[Banana Woofwoof]

Man.  That is horrible!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I can post pics if you want.

[trotsky assortment]

No ta.

It's the big Sikh festival parade thingy in my town today and it's really buzzing with people.  I might venture out again shortly.

[Artemis]

Opening the door to let some fresh air in, and realising I won't have to suffer a major decrease in temperature because it's warm outside.

[ccab]

Playing football and scoring spectacular goals.

[Des Nilsen]

My sister is very close to having her second baby. A boy, who will be called Will. Any time now, so it's pretty bright.

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[Jemble Fred]

I've discovered in the past week that I have a rabid fan. A pretty girl one, too. She's clearly disturbed.

[Little Hoover]

I thought the exact same thing when I discoverd a fairly attractive girl at my old work was very attracted to me - that she was clearly insane and not meant for me. (anyway it turned out I wasn't the only one) But it was weird I mean I'd gone through secondary school and college with nothing from noone. And yet suddenly there was 2 people (there was also a less attractive girl that apparently was) possibly even 3, because there was another russian girl  that just seemed unusally polite to me. But she might not have actually been at all intrested. And she was also fairly attractive. quite bizzare.
Anyway that was just a christmas job, and I didn't make any efforts to keep in contact with anyone, as I wasn't really intrested in any of them. Still it meant I learnt, that it is possible for women to be attracted to me, so that was good.


I'm sorry I appear to have takes us completly off topic.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

You were obviously going through your Purple Patch.

[Emma Raducanu]

The event of a new winter. I patiently await the next ice age.

[wherearethespoons]

Just seen a van try to squash between two cars and wreck the side of one; scratch it and that. I enjoyed it because a woman got out and was in hysterics about the side of her bloody car. I wish her daughter would have been hurt - might have helped put things in perspective for her. Anyway, she's still outside moaning.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Go and kick her in the knees.

[wherearethespoons]

I might take a baseball bat to the other side of her car.

Then go and kick her in the knees.

[Lady Beaner]

Scored a date with the cute Irishman that I have had my eye on for the past two weeks, next Friday night... SCORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!

(Or not as the case may be if he cancels on me. In which case I will curse this thread eternally for jinxing me. As you were.)

[wherearethespoons]

Did you ask him or did he ask you?

[Lady Beaner]

He asked me! I'm nervous... I am going to be a fucking wreck by Friday.

[butnut]

Have a nice wank to unwind.

[wherearethespoons]

Brilliant. Do girls never chat men up then, or is it just me they don't talk to? Or stand near.

Agree with the wank advice.

Best of luck, hope it goes well.

[Lady Beaner]

Have a nice wank to unwind.

Ahhh... the male answer to everything. (I am wanking whilst I type this.)

Thanks Spoons! :-) Oh and girls DO chat up boys. We are just crapper at doing it. The usual misconception that any woman who chats up a bloke is immediately some sort of man-eater.

[Milo]

I think there's also the fact that blokes can be completely oblivious to the fact that they are being chatted up. You aren't necessarily crapper at doing it.

I've never quite grasped the distinction between chatting up and just talking, myself.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

If you're a man it depends if you've got an erection or not.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

I got chatted up by a gay bloke last night. I knew he was chatting me up because he asked me to come back to his house for sex, which made it pretty much impossible for me to be oblivious to the fact I was being chatted up.

[sproggy]

Did he have an erection whilst he was talking to you?

Did you go back to his house for sex then?

[Small Man Big Horse]

You were obviously going through your Purple Patch.

Ah, I remember my purple patch. It was from October 1995 to February 1996, and life was never better.

Since then it's all been downhill alas. Are you allowed more than one? Or am I destined never to enjoy the purple patch time again?